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Five second rule

The rule that states if a guy is in and out of a girl's vagina (and finishes) while having sex in five seconds or less, it doesn't count toward his body count.
These girls should call me the delivery guy with how often I enforce the five second rule.
by rectalreloader September 7, 2018
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Minus-five

When a high five is given erroneously, you perform a minus-five to correct it by putting hands together and removing them while making the high five clap noise with your mouth. Imagine a high five in reverse.
Matt: I texted Ryan and told him "chop chop it's beer 30."

Trucks comes down the road.

Robert: Here comes Ryan now! You told him!

*high five*

Truck passes

Matt: That's not Ryan, minus-five.
by Mbonney21 October 13, 2013
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Five

"Who's that adorable kid from The Umbrella Academy?"
"Oh that's Five. And he's actually 58."
by scaredpottah? February 24, 2019
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Morse Code Was Invented For Individuals Who Want Participations Trophies Alongside The Five W's And 1 H's
Morse Code Was Invented For Individuals Who Want Participations Trophies Alongside The Five W's And 1 H's
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pyramid high five

where two males bang a female and as one is hitting it from the back the other is hitting it from the front and they high five over the girl creating a triangle as a pyramid
me and bob had a pyramid high five over a babe
by asdlkjlas January 27, 2017
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Like High Fives

This is when you're on a social media site and you see a bunch of positive comments about your post and you run down the comments liking each one.
Damn, my post is killing it! Like High Fives for all!
by Sexual Smoothie Siren September 29, 2017
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