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Five Week Challenge

When a male tries to go five consecutive weeks without masturbating. Sexual activity with others is permitted during the challenge—only self performed actions are forbidden.
Ever since I started the Five Week Challenge, I spit game all the time. I can't help it—I'm so horny!
by theschrine August 9, 2012
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wi-five

Let's wi-five!
by Summer Shan April 13, 2021
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Five

To five is to run, to escape
"Dude can we five it? "
"Yeah let's fucking go"
by Lggager May 9, 2018
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fist-to-five

fist-to-five

(noun or verb) : when you, instead of slapping "fives" you do a "fist bump" not to the other person's fist, but to their outstretched open-hand, awaiting "high-five"
I was surpised when my brother hit me with a fist-to-five when I won the lottery, tellin' me he was cool with it.
by Musicmanx December 14, 2010
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Forty-five Days of Stupid

That time generally starting a few days before Thanksgiving and ending sometime after the New Year where everyone appears to lose all common sense. Highlighted by events such as Black Friday, Drunk Christmas Parties, Fights over parking stalls at malls, erratic driving on freeways, an unexplainable increase in the number of people out and about, and general chaos wherever people tend to congregate.
Dude this sucks. I try to go to a store and I get hit by the Forty-Five Days of Stupid. People cutting me off on the drive over, fights over a parking stall, crabby-ass folks in line at the check out, and clerks that look like they would rather kill you and stick you in a closet than ring up your tab.

I'm gonna go in the basement with a six-pack and wait it out.
by Bob1655 December 23, 2011
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High Five

When you take five hits to get really high. Another form is when you want to ask someone discretely if they wanna get really high.
Person 1: Wanna High Five?

Person 2: Sure
by JD M. January 28, 2021
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Five Knuckle Shuffle

When sticking your fist in someone’s anus and wiggling it around violently for pleasure.
This weekend my girl wants me to give her the five knuckle shuffle
by thicccboy99 June 12, 2019
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