Five Lakes

A slang term referring to a situation where someone has sexual encounters with some different partners in quick succession, each encounter being as distinct and intense as visiting a different lake.

He boasted about his weekend, claiming he conquered the Five Lakes, leaving a trail of satisfaction in his wake.

by Schuhart July 23, 2024

White Five

Ejaculating on a five dollar bill and throwing it at a stripper

The stripper's hand was all slimy after I gave her a white five

by Nigga Day Day January 31, 2019

Five Finger Caress

The act of fingering a woman similar to “two in the pink, two in the stink”, but adding your thumb to penetrate her urethra.

“She was feeling extra needy, so I gave her the five finger caress”

“Dude, what the fuck?”

by Speedstermmm5 December 20, 2024

Five Horses

When you get really angry during a Civ game (preferably multiplayer).

Fuck, the Huns declared war on me...
Five Horses! Five fucking horses!

by TheNightmareLord December 5, 2016

fake five

When your high five is insincere

That was definitely a fake five and phony

by Tamkin cpa May 23, 2019

five

i fucked 5 guys

i fucked five boys last night

by not daveeeeeeee May 14, 2024

five whoppers

a completely fair and reasonable request, commonly paired with five more whoppers.

may I have ten whoppers?

no, you mean five whoppers, and five more whoppers?

by noob_pixels June 28, 2024