Facebook Kurting

Someone who refuses to sign up for their own facebook account saying facebook is stupid, yet regularly uses their significant others account to stalk and/or creep other facebook accounts.

Dude, stop facebook kurting me from your girlfriends account, its weird.

by Kurt_is_offended May 12, 2011

Facebook IQ

The apparent factor by which one's IQ is either increased or decreased upon realization that they have many "friends" that will "hear" them.

If only plagiarism was allowed, then his actual IQ would be close to his Facebook IQ.

by TheSilentObserver August 16, 2011

Facebook Beauty

A girl who gets a bunch of likes on her ("Artsy") profile picture, but isn't particularly attractive and/or popular. Most likely because she has a good camera and is good at editing.

Kid- Yo, check out this hot girl that just hit me up.

Friend- She's not that hot man.

Kid- What do you mean?! She has 300 likes on her profile picture!

Friend- Yea, but she's only a Facebook beauty.

by LanaDelJane November 25, 2013

Facebook Distraction

This problem occurs when someone gets on facebook for a specific reason, then becomes distracted by other peoples posts and then finally, forgets what it was they had originally intended to do.

-logs onto facebook

-see's a funny status

-likes funny status

-starts browsing pictures

-starts visiting friends friends and looking up random people

-tries to think of a clever status but fails

-realizes they dont remember what they got on facebook for in the first place.

/Facebook Distraction

by Blofu February 13, 2012

Facebook Raped

When friends and family jest with each other by using their facebook without their permission, and update their status to vulgar things, usually involving gay sex.

Facebook: "I love men... facebookraped.com!"
Victim: "Shit, I've been facebook raped and everyone knows it, because they'll visit facebookraped.com"

by pigandsquid July 26, 2010

Facebook smart

Being able to succeed at tending a farm, running a mafia, and building a city all while creating a page that displays your hundreds of friends (you're so popular) and uniqueness by "liking" and displaying pictures, songs, events, quotes and statuses that thousands and sometimes millions of other people like as well

I was looking at my sisters Facebook page the other day and boy was I impressed. She reached level 200 on Farmville, has 200,000 people in her mafia, created and owns the biggest city on Cityville, has more than 5,000 friends, likes all the same things as everybody else and copies and pastes every major status update in the world. Now that's not just smart, that's Facebook smart.

by Pooeyscooter July 17, 2011

Extreme Facebooking

The act of liking as many status' of a person as possible. so that when they log back in they have a plethora of notifications. also may result in them not seeing notifications that they actually wanted to see.

I was Extreme Facebooking so much they disabled my like button...

by darthnebett April 7, 2011