Ethan

A generally nice guy, if you can can get past the fact that he OWNS SLAVES! Yes i speak no hyperbole this man owns up to 43 slaves at a farm in Washington DC. Other than that he is pretty nice... unless your black.

Damn, Ethan just bought me and he is sending me to DC tomorrow!

by Anonymous_Exposed June 5, 2022

Ethaning

The act of sneaking small, underage children you forced to consent into a bathroom or other small room and engaging in pedophilic and sexual acts with them.

Man I can't believe how fun Ethaning is, I can do it everyday.

by HyperTank34 April 5, 2017

ethan

A man whose voice is so graceful. Whose mother is so delightful. And whose willy is so tasteful. yeeehaaa baby goose, fly with me. However, Ethan can also be defined as a man who cannot get a stiffy and who is forever in a state of semi's.

Oh no my willy is doing an ethan

by poopoo grrrr May 8, 2023

Ethan Gorrie

Any girl's (or guy's) dream, is truly husband material being able to cook, clean, but most importantly look good doing it.
As a friend, he is very loyal, and always gives a listening ear

"Did you see that guy?"
"yes He's so handsome and caring"
"I know right! he's definitely an Ethan Gorrie!"

by katiepoo<3 September 4, 2023

Ethan

Has a Dick longer than any other dumb "this Name has a long Dick" No. This Ethan has the longest dick and immediately beats all other dicks. Go shove your long Dick up your own Ass!

Gurrllllll, I just had Sex with Ethan hes got a Dick longer than Brian!!

by [e-mail] May 19, 2020

Ethan

A wonderful person who likes many girls in the class.He has fluffy hair and the colour action is awesome.He has two brothers.It is Awesoem to see him run and jump to see his hair bounce up and down

Girl 1: Look at that Ethan’s hair
Girl 2: IKR it’s so fluffy

by RANDOMGURLWHOISAWESOME March 14, 2019

ethan

ethan's humour is so underrated. he is so underrated. i could talk to him for hours to be honest. people like ethan deserve all the happiness they desire, they deserve everything they want. people like ethan are the ones you will remember in 10,20,30 years. one in a million typa guy :)

this friend i have is so amazing! he is ethan :)

by dinkled June 15, 2023