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King David Herman

King DAVID HERMAN is a Proud powerful ancient God From the Land of Egypt who has been resting for a long long time.

But he has finally awakened and will take over many nations in a matter of days with the help of thousands of his followers.. WE ALL STAND WITH KING DAVID HERMAN. Not just OHIO but the entire universe.
by BottomCrown4days April 5, 2023
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David

A david is a kind person. Sometimes he can be mean but if you're close he's like your big brother, He gets introuble often but he has a good heart. He's nice to people if they're nice to him, and if you're a bitch to him he's a bitch to you. A David isn't afraid to hurt somebody that hurt his friend. Sometimes he gets grumpy/upset but he never tries to hurt somebody he truly loves. He's just a really good friend.
Girl one: "Is that David? Did he come back from moving already?"

Girl two: "Yeah! He was my best friend. I missed him a lot."
by IheartSharks April 13, 2023
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David Bernadard

David Bernadard a professional photographer working at the DMV. Known for his highly skilled eye for image, he has been passionate about photography since he was a child, starting at age 4. He finds ways to capture the beauty of the world through just his camera lens. David Bernadard strives to create images that are both visually striking and emotionally impactful, and the DMV is very lucky to have him.

Aside from photography, David has two children and a happy family. He also enjoys hiking and traveling the world, saying that he believes that his "diverse range of experiences and interests have helped to shape David's unique perspective as a photographer" (Bernadard, 47).
David Bernadard takes lovely photos!
by xynoub April 16, 2023
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David

when someone does something that is considered infuriating to whoever is being affected
god damn dude, your so David right now!
by anonymous April 16, 2023
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David or Daaaybid

Usually a tanned dark and handsome bloke , who's got a trademark smile.

If you haven't fucked him yet , your obviously a yucky sorta gal , because David self admittedly will cop anything. His ability to make you laugh either at him or with him is always guaranteed when your in close range of him.

Although he reckons he's an old school skeg , proof of his gap tells another story. But let me tell ya straight , what he lacks in footwork & skateboarding skills , he makes up for with too notch hand & mouth capabilities on an oussy. Cunt'll have ya suffocating yourself under ya pillow.

He comes from a long line of lynches , his buduu is brown and equipped with plenty of inches.
Builder by trade , with a tool belt tan. Whipper snipping isn't one of his strong points he leaves you with a half job rob.

If you ever meet a David that walks with one hand or both in his pockets with a bit of a hip swing , make sure you stop and shake his hand & offer him a bum . Better yet , throw him your loose change & flash him your titts. He might even let you have a few of his Dickie nits.
To sum up in just a short phrase

What a David means to me

If you don't have a daaaybid as your mcjoshy mate , you may as well go home and cry.

Because my mate daybid makes my world a phenomenally better place to be in.

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by Daybid April 21, 2023
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David's Bridal

A clothier in the United States that specializes in wedding dresses, prom gowns, and other formal wear. It is the largest American bridal-store chain
April 17, 2023, David's Bridal filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy again, citing challenges brought on by the COVID-19 pandemic and uncertain economic conditions, and could close all of its stores and liquidate if a buyer is not found within the next few weeks
by SPrice1980 April 23, 2023
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