Dad

1) A man that procreates with a woman for pleasure but ends up getting her pregnant and does the right thing by taking care of the offspring instead of saying “It ain’t mine” and bailing as fast as he can.

Steven: Brandon, what’s your dads name?

Brandon: I don’t have a dad.

by Turd McDirt August 21, 2020

Imani’s dad

Person you who doesn’t pay the bills
Thinks he is grammatically correct (even when he isn’t)
Has a bad hairline

Eww is that Imani’s dad

by Cleaningclown July 16, 2022

Dad

The man that yells at you to hold the flashlight

Dad: Hold the fucking flashlight you spawn

by Carne_Fresca September 12, 2019

Ur dad 2 degrees straight

The most catastrophic and devastating insult available. Everytime a mortal mentions this forbidden word, the void approaches earth with greater magnitude

Carl: your'e mom gay
Steve: no u
terry: ur dad gay
Steve: No, ur dad 2 degrees straight

world: suffers hideous injuries

by nigglynigel March 12, 2018

Dad

A man possibly woman that didn't pull out in time so he left you because you're a complete accident that no even you mother loves. That's why she "dad's" have the audacity to leave you when you're 2. So if you still have one remember that he or she (who knows) absolutely hates you.

Dad left to have sex with a frog

by Hail.za.queen June 6, 2021

Dad chested

A female who has ether very small B cups or less

“Josh she has no chest”

“flatter than your dad”
“She dad chested”

by A typical white man November 10, 2020

Disneyland Dad

a divorced dad who only has their child part-time and treats it like they are always at Disneyland. Only has fun with their kids and leaves mom to do all the real parenting. Does not handle any parental responsibilities, likely doesn't know who their teachers or doctors are.

He's a disneyland dad, they go over there and play video games for 48 hours straight and then come back and get mad at me because I make them brush their teeth.

by Haley Bahng November 2, 2023