Budget Cuts

When you just don’t have as much cheddar as you used to.

Q: Sorry James, but some bureaucratic nonsense has forced MI6 to experience a severe drop in funding. In light of these budget cuts, I must regret to inform you that Q Branch can no longer afford to maintain your Aston Martin and other such gadgets. But worry not, I have something for you that in the right hands is both versatile and deadly. This, James, is called a rubber band. Bond: I think I’ll just mount Moneypenny instead.

by vfuzz March 8, 2019

Paper cut

A tree's last revenge

#paper cut

by unsub to t-series December 20, 2018

Cut

To take offence. Breaks your heart. To be hurt.

Bro I’m actually so cut. Why would she say that ?

by mgt18 December 26, 2018

straight cut dickhead

1. One who wants to massively fuck you over and see you suffering in exams, life etc. Gets a sense of schadenfreude, without caring what other say, no matter what.
2. Self-assured person who has cultivated being a dick to the highest level.

That teacher is a straight cut dickhead, none of his exam questions can be answered from his notes, and he makes us spend 3 months learning irrelevant bs in class.

by TopFrag December 29, 2018

wifey cut

The hair cut a woman gets after she is married. Usually involves cutting most of the length off in favor of a bob, pixie cut, or shorter hairstyle.

After she got married, Melissa couldn't help but go and get her hair chopped into a bob; a traditional wifey cut.

by pinkblondie22 January 8, 2019

Shroom cut

When your friend has had too much shrooms and now he looks like toad

Are u addicted again? Cuz u got a shroom cut!

by Boiiooio January 17, 2019

cuts me

Annoys. Gets under your skin. Aggravates. You understand.

Oh no, here comes that guy again. You wait on him because he cuts me.

by Ger3459 June 11, 2018