chris grail

The hottest sexiest moistest man alive... yeah yeah yeah... often referred to as Mr. StealYourGirl is 100% ok with giving your bitch the Holy Grail
Boyfriend: FUCKING HELL WHY WERE YOU JUST HANGING OUT WITH CHRIS GRAIL?!?!??? DID HE GIVE YOU THE HOLY GRAIL?!?!???
by MelaniaTrumpsPussyPopper February 07, 2017
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Chris Nose

A Chris nose is a Chris with a very big nose and he does the dance to tell me when to go and he is a maybe even a bum and he will scream hard on it.
He is a Chris nose.
by TheGreatestBitchAlive July 27, 2023
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Chris Beaman

When you beat women, or lacerate your girlfriends kidney, or when your mom gets a restraining order against you.
When a woman gets beat by a man, she just got the Chris Beaman
by Goaty mcgoat boy May 13, 2022
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crotch chris

A young male with no common sense usually spends his days violently masterbating or playing video games. He only thinks about himself and thinks he's "the shit". He spends a very little time working out thinking that it will make a huge difference. He drinks pussy powder by the gallon and enjoys putting miscellaneous objects into his ass. He is a down right dirty and usless like some crotches.
Dude my buddy's little brother is such a crotch chris.
by Gargles June 13, 2017
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chris the curly wurly

IF I HAVE 5 CURLY WURLYS AND I SAY LOOK GYALS I HAVE % CURLY WURLLYS FOR 90p ALL 5 GIRLS WILL WANT MY CURLY WURLY
MOLLY I WORK AS A DELIVERY DRIVER YEAH OF GOODS SO I WORK FOR AMAZON
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Chris-tian

Chris-tian is just Christian but pronounced wrong.
Sheren: I'm a good Chris-tian girl.
by BrittanyGirlYasss April 11, 2020
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