Beat my meat

A phrase commonly used in butcher shops, meaning they chop up the meat to sell.

Bye honey, see you after work. I'm gonna go beat my meat.

by StevenParkers August 10, 2020

Beating Crickets

When you have erectile dysfunction and try to whack off to no avail.

I’ve been trying to get myself off all night, but it’s just beating crickets.

by Hair-ninja89 August 26, 2020

Fuck a beat

To not give af ab anything going on per specific situation

Bro you left ur condoms at my crib yo
Damn I gotta hit it raw now
Fuck a beat

by Poopjew September 15, 2020

Beat with Cuddles

When you and your partner are laying down and the dominant gets on top of you and squeezes you with their legs and begins to slap/punch you in the face saying you’re a slut and that they are just a punching bag till unconscious

Boy: hey you into getting beat with cuddles?
Girl: hell yeah, I want to be black and blue till I’m fast asleep

by Siddon September 16, 2020

Panel-beat

1.(archaic): to damage or destroy objects (usually motor vehicles), especially those made of sheet metal or other thin materials;
2.: damage something or injure someone in an intense, prolonged and/or emotional fashion.

Comes from panel beater (Commonwealth) - a person responsible for fixing damaged metal bodywork (panels) of an automobile, usually by striking it in some way (beating).

Paulie: You think it's for you? This life?
...
Thomas Angelo: I doubt that every day you and Sam go and panel-beat motors in parking lots.
P: Eh. There's busy days, there's slow days.

by Comrade Vinny October 21, 2020

beat Traffic lights day

23.oct is the day were you beat Traffic lights bc they don’t go green (Actually they are already green you just didn't notice and you did just looked dumb and stupid)

beat traffic lights day

you: (Aggressively beating traffic lights)

friend: bro wtf are you doing
you: ITS NOT GOing- green....
frien:PHAHAHHAHAHAHA
you: (looking stupid)

by friendsAreStupidAF October 23, 2020

beat Traffic lights day

23.oct is the day were you beat Traffic lights bc they don’t go green (Actually they are already green you just didn't notice and you did just looked dumb and stupid)

beat traffic lights day

you: (Aggressively beating traffic lights)

friend: bro wtf are you doing
you: ITS NOT GOing- green....
frien:PHAHAHHAHAHAHA
you: (looking stupid)

by friendsAreStupidAF October 23, 2020