Asshole Level

The level to which a person is considered an asshole. Generally on a scale from 1 - 10.
1: Ass
2: Putz
3: Gouche
4: Bunghole
5: Douchebag
6: Chode
7: Ass Clown
8: Dickbyte
9: Son of a Bitch
10: Completely Fucking Worthless

"That guy has like 50 bumper stickers on his car. His asshole level is at least a 7!"

by Sweenus007 May 22, 2024

Asshole Tendencies

When someone has the tendency to be an asshole.

Your friend has asshole tendencies

by ZaZa Willms September 10, 2024

Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain

The pain in your asshole after taking a huge motherfucker shit, which makes you walk like a cripple .

Guy 1: Why are you walking like a cripple?
Guy 2: I have Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain.

by Leo2323513 October 18, 2023

Tear asshole

The act of releasing a rather large and unpleasant smelling fart

Did you just tear asshole?

by Chickmagnet112 August 22, 2021

Asshole

A hole in your but that can have things going in or out

I got raped in the asshole

My uncle shoved his purple dilldo up my asshole

by 69420ismyfavoritenumber November 13, 2020

asshole

a person who ditches her gf and tells her shes replacable

john is a asshole to his gf

by jnfkjdsfndsfn December 2, 2017

Alcoholic asshole

Me

"bro I'm a silly little alcoholic asshole and have nothing else to do than drink and fuck twinks"

"I DONT FUCKKNG CARE YOI FUCMIGN FAGGOT"

by Am not gay February 1, 2023