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by AlbertJewstein January 5, 2018
Get the jacobitismug. A Sexy boy, you probably met him in middle school. you INSTANTLY fell in love with him
he probably has a nice dick to :)
he probably has a nice dick to :)
by Coco0Bugzzz May 12, 2022
Get the Jacobmug. by aarbjj June 24, 2021
Get the jacobmug. She gave me head and heroin as sure as the sun would set
She let me cum onto her chin yet there’s one thing that I still regret
She gave me my son of Jacob Dumb this child has been my hell
Nary one with a tongue to wean him from himself
Jacob Dumb you wean from yourself
Jacob Dumb he’d sit with us our pine-board porch each night
mumble out the songs I played he sat between the legs of my wife
Paws on her thighs, tried to pass his age, he sang though his throat was young
A fly laid an egg, my wife shifted her weight, Jacob, don’t live your name Dumb
She let me cum onto her chin yet there’s one thing that I still regret
She gave me my son of Jacob Dumb this child has been my hell
Nary one with a tongue to wean him from himself
Jacob Dumb you wean from yourself
Jacob Dumb he’d sit with us our pine-board porch each night
mumble out the songs I played he sat between the legs of my wife
Paws on her thighs, tried to pass his age, he sang though his throat was young
A fly laid an egg, my wife shifted her weight, Jacob, don’t live your name Dumb
Jacob Dumb well don’t live your name
Our porch became a teeter totter
when Jacob dropped down he fell far from his father
My wife shift of weight forced Jacob so much closer
Jacob dumb you are my shame, you are my shame, we lost a game
She gives him head and heroin and now he’s truly dumb
Now not even Nestor could bring peace between myself and my son
Jacob fell far from his fathers heart through the distance was not too long
Dumb, take my wife and my black tar vice, but do not take from me,
Child don’t take my songs, don’t take my songs
Our porch became a teeter totter
when Jacob dropped down he fell far from his father
My wife shift of weight forced Jacob so much closer
Jacob dumb you are my shame, you are my shame, we lost a game
She gives him head and heroin and now he’s truly dumb
Now not even Nestor could bring peace between myself and my son
Jacob fell far from his fathers heart through the distance was not too long
Dumb, take my wife and my black tar vice, but do not take from me,
Child don’t take my songs, don’t take my songs
by Death Menace August 7, 2022
Get the Jacob Dumbmug. by Very trusted source September 21, 2021
Get the Jacob Micheal Taylormug. by the true fax man May 15, 2020
Get the jacob senatusmug. Jacob is one of the funniest guys you’ll ever meet. Some could say he’s crazy but when you get to know him, he has a soft spot. Always the life of the party and the smile to your day. He’s very popular with the girls, because of his amazing looks and personality. If you ever meet a Jacob stick with him or his friends and take the chance. Trust me you won’t regret it.
by geydhjs August 15, 2018
Get the Jacobmug.