tom and jake making out

just watch adventure camp

1: tom and jake
2:the ones who keep making out
1:yes
2: *pulls out phone and starts watching adventure camp*
1: omg its tom and jake making out

by Brendonurielover69 February 18, 2023

Tom and Ray Magliyahtzee

A.k.a., "Flip and Flap, the Clacket Brothers" (named after da sounds made by score-cards and rolling dice). A Jewish fraternal duo whose weekly call-in radio-show featured uproarious verbal exchanges with people wanting advice on how to better their play of da classic cards-and-dice game.

"Well, you've done it again --- you've wasted a perfectly good hour listening to us, Flip and Flap, the Clacket Brothers, otherwise known as Tom and Ray Magliyahtzee. Please take care, we'll see you here again next week, and remember --- don't roll like my brother!"
"And don't roll like MY brother!"

by QuacksO February 19, 2023

Tom

Tom is a piranha

Urghh that Tom is a smelly fish

by Stankyfarts February 23, 2023

tom

Tom is a hot character in harry potter, he may have no nose but he is fine period

girl 1 : who is your fav harry potter charac-

me: tom riddle

girl 1 : gurl,i didn't finish-

me: i said tom riddle , take it or leave it.

by Chuuniee March 5, 2023

Tom

Cheesy rat, also known as master splinter. Although a cum collector for every male he is often seen with other species such as his own kind, the RAT species.

He also Is fond of men, he adores them and very much cares for them, as an activist for men’s right Tom is seen hosting dildo parties where he tests his fav dild.

Tom - A cheese Muncher

“Tom, what a hot beautiful rat”

by YungMidge March 15, 2023

Tom

Literally the Devil. He is in love with God.

Watch out Tom is there.
Today is a Tom day
Did you see thierry and Tom?
Did Tom curse you?

by lion44444 March 22, 2023

Tom Riddle's hair

The true hair of Slytherin (hair, heir get it?).

Huhhh, that is the true heir of Slytherin.

No, it is the true HAIR of Slytherin, it is Tom Riddle's hair.

by H4hE3 March 26, 2023