Sam is a pedophile who dates 10 year Olds and that 10-year-old is usually his friends little sister, Sam is also racist and fights black people.
by germophobic_Ethan April 7, 2022
Get the sammug. Some edible, pureed substance is filled within a syringe.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.
"Oh, son, I did not think you would come to find us in this position." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.
by Uncle_Bool October 8, 2013
Get the Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spraymug. Sam Is the most Gayest Ass Dude you will ever see. Every time you be-Friend One he will then Talk about Femboys and how “kawaii” they are with there Little skirts
by Salty_Slayer November 29, 2021
Get the Sammug. by 6969eastwoodacademy May 30, 2019
Get the Sam Tissenmug. Any generic emo boy from 2002-2008 with hair that covers one eye that is primarily black. They always wears Misfits, MCR, Blink-182, Sleeping With Sirens, etc. shirts. They also wear ripped jeans and they usually have prescription glasses that they have to wear but they hate doing so. Their shoe of choice is usually Vans or Converse as well and have socks with designs with stripes, skulls, band logos, etc.
by The Body of God July 23, 2020
Get the Sammug. The most handsome and cutest man alive. Sam makes a great husband, boyfriend, friend, everything. There really isn't anything that Sam can't do. He's the most caring and sweetest man that's ever existed, he's charming and charismatic and you'll always feel safe around him. Sam is also very emotionally intelligent and honest. You'll be the luckiest person alive to just know Sam.
by bovehove April 19, 2025
Get the Sammug. by sam aka len November 23, 2021
Get the sam aka lenmug.