here thar be monsters

It means when you're with an unclean woman and u get crabs on you're genitals.

I got up after bad sex with a lady of the night, went into the bathroom, looked at my junk, and Here Thar Be Monsters!

by Shrouded In Red December 5, 2015

Pocket Monster

the full word of what pokemon really means

The pocket monster convention was spectacular!

by lenox505 January 4, 2019

Monster Crash

Similar affect that occurs after a sugar/caffeine high; more specifically after drinking a Monster energy drink and the affects wear off.

Dude, I think Kyle is gonna pass out. He's on a major Monster Crash!

by Urban Dicks Are Hairy July 16, 2019

The Sideways Monster

When you take a shit and it ends up sideways in the toilet and it won't flush so you have to attack it with a toilet plunger

"The Sideways Monster has struck again"

by Sollarr January 30, 2018

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

"May we all be mud monsters"

by DefiniteIyNotCoveredlnShit September 18, 2021

Ween Monster

Is a person who turns into a paleolithic creature of dark properties in a quest for hunger of ween and or penis, and or cock.

Wow! Luke is such a ween monster!

by Doct3r February 19, 2018

Monster on the Rocks

American beverage made by putting methamphetamine in a Monster energy drink, giving the drink a pop rocks texture and a heavier buzz.

"Craig– you absolutely have to quit meth. You're gonna die!"

"It's just a Monster with ice, man. I need it to wake up in the morning."

"I know what a monster on the rocks is. You need Jesus"

by ItsCreegMan January 16, 2023