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thank you jesus

when not to praise the lord and savior but to reconize a comical or superior situation
look at the ass on that girl right there. " thank you jesus "
by the BEAST July 6, 2004
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Jesus H. Christ

1. A term used to properly adress the lord and savior of the christian religion.

The H obviously standing for hoe master because everyone knows that Jesus had a way with the ladies.
"Jesus H. Christ why dont my hoes give me any respect."
"Jesus H. Christ show me the way to your sanctom of bitches and hoes."
by Prancingwolf January 12, 2005
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Jesus H. Christ

Jesus Howard Christ. Howard is from a parodistic form of the Lords Prayer:

Our Father who art in heaven,
Howard be Thy name...

In the actual prayer, "Howard" is actually the word "Hallowed".

The name is generally used as an exclamatory interjection.
Elf: The Iraqis shot down Santa!
Jesus: Jesus H. Christ!
by FriendlyFireIsOn October 16, 2005
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Kung-fu jesus

by CommiePinko December 24, 2008
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Super Raptor Jesus

Super Raptor Jesus is the most Common God in the Religion of "Gameing" its the same thing as jesus but hes a Raptor and has the powers of Superman
"hey Super Raptor Jesus will bless us for a victory!"
by Super Raptor Priest October 17, 2009
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Jesus Platform Sandals

Magical shoes. Similar to the brown sandals Jesus wore except.. They are PLATFORM. They can make anyone sexy. Even You. (Except for Bishnas) (They are evil creatures).
Lucinda: OMG, did you hear about the new Jesus Platform sandals?
Eugene: Yes. I bought them. Now Im a sexy boy.
Lucinda: Yes, yes you are ;) Did you see bishna bought them?
Eugene: Yes.. Shes still a bishna though.
by PrayingFishChild. May 16, 2010
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jesus fried chicken

its chicken made by the lord. Better than KFC
by amatochayourspaghet May 4, 2018
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