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Swamp Donkey

"I met my new housemate today. He's a total swamp donkey".
by Simox August 5, 2011
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Stoopid donkey

A stoopid donkey is someone who eats after birth and try's to hack all games.
Oh it's a stoopid donkey they're so bad at games
by Ethan is idiot September 11, 2020
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donkey flight

an unlawful backdoor way to enter nations like Canada and the United States.
by Hatersxhatexme October 2, 2023
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donkey ark

someone that is acting like a twat,
shut up being a donkey ark!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by dickyseamen November 16, 2011
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Blazing Donkey

Blazing Donkey is considered one of the most deadly sexual acts of the century. A mention of its existence could lead you to spontaneously con-bust. just to even think of this term could result in instant satisfaction or DEATH

Blazing Donkey has been banned in many states in the USA & Tokyo. if mentioned in public, it can lead to the death sentence (only available in Texas)

The only thing anyone knows about this act is that its involves setting fire to your own Fist.
Wayne : dude i totally gave that girl a "Blazing Donkey" last night

Garth: SHWING !
by Loodo November 22, 2011
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Donkey Biscuit

Donkey Biscuit is a term coined in major US cities to describe a police officer that butters his anus Donkey = "Ass" prior to receiving analingus from another police officer.

Butter is commonly used in cooking to ensure food doesn't stick to the pan and thus in the case of law enforcement, the butter represents "no criminal charges sticking."

Donkey Biscuit has been increasingly used as an insult in modern protests throughout the country.
"That cop looks like a donkey biscuit"

"I'd rather be a cuckhold than a Donkey Biscuit"

"I'd make that officer my bitch if he wasn't a donkey biscuit"
by Taggard Muff September 17, 2020
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Donkey Kong

The gorilla that refers to himself as an ass
In, at, or to this place or position. In, at, or to this place or position. In, at, or to this place or position, it is the destination that we shall be heading.

At long last these fine gentlemen have arrived at this place or position, and they are currently in the process of fulfilling the task of presenting a form of entertainment to whoever might be watching this screen.

Perhaps if thou art aware of the lyrics to the display of musical poetry that they are about to present, then thou art more than welcome to come together with these gentlemen and act as they shall be doing.

We highly advise that thou perform the action of having the palms of your hands meet together, that is if thou happen to be in a suitable mood to strike the palms of your hands in a rapid succession in a manner that would normally generate signs of applause. Keep a good mind that thou art intended to be doing this while we bring you along the thrills of a popular genre of music of African American origin in which words are recited rapidly and rhythmically over a prerecorded, typically electronic instrumental backing about primates such as this one.

Donkey Kong
by thefitnessgramafwe23rware March 18, 2023
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