Donkey

A scottish word for when someone is being very stupid or unfunny

Paul: Logan Paul is my favourite youtuber!
Thomas: shut up ya Donkey

by chernobylslav August 8, 2018

Donkey Water

The water left over in the pot after boiling hot dogs. Generally discarded, but sometimes consumed as a beverage over ice.

"Damn, I left the donkey water in the pot until it separated."

"Hey it's cool, just give it a quick microwave and stir, I'll drink that shit."

"No way, it's either fresh out the pot over ice or nothing. This donkey water is no longer fit for consumption."

"Dang, guess I gotta go kill myself."

"Bet."

by Kyle Swanzey July 11, 2024

Donkey Sunset

An event where an English teacher can use as a scape goat for his class

Just draw a Donkey sunset.

by DonkeySunset March 10, 2011

Donkeys

A large amount of time

Ayy bruv I ain't seen you in donkeys, what's goin on

by Prick7 August 8, 2017

Donkey Kick

Where a girl sucks your dick when your backwards and then kick her

DUDE, i donkey kicked that bitch

by DonkeyDick3126 June 9, 2016

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Donkeying

As in “donkeying around” - meaning you are spending time doing a worthless activity when there is a real project to be done.

Jay really needed to focus on his sales reports instead he spent time donkeying around mindlessly scrolling on social media.

by @juliesaxon June 25, 2024