your mom
your mom by Tarayourmom December 28, 2005
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your mum insults - nottingham style!! keeping it real - your mum keeps it real. It smells of fish in here - your mum smells of fish. Tell your mum I wont be coming round tonight because I am doing your gran. Later
I saw your mum walking down the road kicking a cardboard box, I said what you doing? She said - I is moving house, innit!?
I saw you mum walking down the road with a wok on her head and a wooden spoon in her hand, I said what you doing? - She said I is playing Robocop, innit!?
I saw you mum walking down the road with a wok on her head and a wooden spoon in her hand, I said what you doing? - She said I is playing Robocop, innit!?
your mum by George Chelle February 22, 2008
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Your Mum
A typical childish insult from teenagers 11-16. Sometimes, because they've got nothing else to say, or because they think it makes them look 'big'
E.G. 1:
Jenny: *Yawn*
Shane: You tired?
Jenny: Yeah.. a bit.
Shane: Well your mum wasn't tired in bed last night!
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E.G. 2:
Jenny: You're so childish!
Shane: No I'm not, you motherfucking whore.
Jenny: Prove it then, cuntfaced frog featured toadostical moronized mong penguin tatoo moose!!!!
Shane: ...Ok? Go fuck your mum, slut.
Jenny: *Yawn*
Shane: You tired?
Jenny: Yeah.. a bit.
Shane: Well your mum wasn't tired in bed last night!
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E.G. 2:
Jenny: You're so childish!
Shane: No I'm not, you motherfucking whore.
Jenny: Prove it then, cuntfaced frog featured toadostical moronized mong penguin tatoo moose!!!!
Shane: ...Ok? Go fuck your mum, slut.
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Your cousin’s a muslim
When you and your friend already made all the come backs you can, and this is your only last rhyming opinion of a comeback.
Melanie: your mom’s a big gay
Hayley: your dad’s a lesbian
Melanie: your granny’s a tranny
Hayley: your brother’s a mother
Melanie: your cousin’s a muslim
Hayley: your dad’s a lesbian
Melanie: your granny’s a tranny
Hayley: your brother’s a mother
Melanie: your cousin’s a muslim
Your cousin’s a muslim by Shoenightgoodys June 11, 2018