Scotchholm Syndrome

The process of enjoying Scotch Whisky by way of force.

"I didn't use to like Scotch Whisky, but I forced myself to like it because everyone else did."

"Sounds like you have Scotchholm Syndrome."

by SuddenInsanity June 15, 2019

Snowflake syndrome

A term to discribe a minority who are too scared to adapt to modern society. These people are usually the type of people to go to the authorities about an issue they don't understand or don't conform to.

Other words to describe these types of people are... Karen's, pussy's, wetwipes ect.

That feminist is wafflin. She must have snowflake syndrome.

by Gregthebeast January 12, 2021

Suhaib syndrome

Where the patient has an obscene amount Involuntary passing request, and or positioning himself in another teammates place abandoning his own position. And or stealing goal chances when he definitely gonna miss it.

It appears exclusively (but not limited to) in FIFA Games.

"Why did you ask for the ball when aren't even open??"
"I have Suhaib Syndrome, sorry mate"

by Fras1z May 20, 2023

Instagram syndrome

When mostly girls think that they are fat, obese, ect. when they have normal healthy weight and they want to lose big portion of their weight. Example: From 65kg to 50kg.

It is really hard, maybe impossible to fix this.

Tom: My girlfriend thinks that she is fat and she wants to lose weight.
Jerry: Standard Instagram syndrome.

by PanDavey January 6, 2022

Ooshleb Syndrome

The utter disbelief faced by your friend's; bulbous, enormous, gigantic, massive, disgustingly oversized head.
Your friend's head is so large that its questionable that he belongs to the human race!
It tends to ooze a strange extra-terrestrial liquid out from a few pores in their head and smells like a dogs asshole has been melted with some cheese in a 40 year old microwave, a phenomenon called the stench of Julie.
Overall their head is far too large for their own good and effects their every day life. For example when they play football they tend to sway around due to the weight of the head causing them to play worse than Bruno Fernandes when he isn't taking a penalty (I know doesn't sound possible)
Their is no known cure of Ooshleb Syndrome, if effects one known person to this day.

Bob - *Exists*
Khai - "FUCKING HELL, the size of your head is ridiculous!"
Bob - *Shits himself in the shower*
Khai - "Must have Ooshleb Syndrome"

by Hobly May 9, 2021

Stormtrooper Syndrome

A syndrome that’s identified with the symptoms of poor aim with a weapon (usually a gun), poor situational awareness, borderline useless tactics (such as not staying discreet), and 20/100+ vision (poor vision).

Basically the list of symptoms Stormtroopers suffer from Star Wars and is usually used to describe someone in a video game or in Laser tag.

This kid is so bad at Laser tag that he must be suffering from Stormtrooper Syndrome.

by Person #37878678 December 9, 2022

Kepa Syndrome

When you invite yourself to somebodies house instead of asking them if they want you to call over. This type of person is also known to make you leave the pub after 2 pints and go back to the house and watch murder series on Netflix for the night.

Kepa Syndrome to be defined
I'll be over on Thursday after work and I sent you money for a bag.....also I want 2 pints in the pub goodmaaaaaaaan. Also related to Dirty Polish Woman.

by DirtyPolishPerson September 5, 2022