go eat a christmas tree

a funny christmas insult

max : bro your so dumb!
leah: go eat a christmas tree!

by haddadoitonem December 18, 2023

veteran tree

A tree that is epercenced in photosynthesis.

Phill has a veteran tree in his backyard.

by Mrs.Paper Cut July 4, 2021

Tree

The word tree means "weed"(loud,med)

Ay nigga you got that tree said Sam.

by kincaidc1 August 22, 2014

Tree Shirt

A t-shirt made of regenerative tree fiber, dedicated to ethical practices that are good from Earth, and will return to Earth versus plasticizing the planet.

One Golden Thread offers the Tree Shirt, which innovates with nature, to connect to our inner nature, and with a model of regeneration, plants a tree to replenish Earth.

by jscult January 8, 2021

Plant my tree in her forest

Have sexual intercourse with her

She sexually turns me on. I want to plant my tree in her forest

by Plato Disciple December 26, 2014

Tree drilling

To have sex with your best mate whilst fingering your arsehole

Yeah I was tree drilling dave

by Big boy Neil May 7, 2019

tree ass

a slightly perched rectum with a bush at the top resembling a tree

thought she was hot ,pulled down her pants and I swear man she had a tree ass

by BlackMagic666 December 19, 2017