“Texas police officer”:
A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.
A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.
"Hey Peter, how was the orgy last night?"
"Wasn't bad, though I did pull a Texas Police officer. I wasn't too happy with the wife, but I made the wrong decision. What can ya do?"
"Wasn't bad, though I did pull a Texas Police officer. I wasn't too happy with the wife, but I made the wrong decision. What can ya do?"
by Roomba69 May 28, 2022
Get the Texas Police Officermug. Texas is the nicest and most caring man you will ever meet. Regardless of how stressful your day may be, he will always be there to make it better. His smile is the most beautiful thing you'll ever see.
I love you Texas <3
by SmellyDiapers June 21, 2022
Get the Texasmug. by Jakjakkkk December 20, 2020
Get the texas rangermug. texas is so gay
person n1 - have you heard that the popular boy kissed a guy??
person n2 - i mea. i heard he was from texas
person n2 - i mea. i heard he was from texas
by snowos March 1, 2022
Get the texasmug. The aftermath of the most epic cream pie trail made by the woman from scooting from the middle of the bed towards the end.
by NeecyMae August 7, 2022
Get the Texas snail trailmug. Hawley Texas is a small ass town that is literally an exit off of a highway with like 150 people living in it and everyone knows everyone and everybody is always in everyone's shit
by Okkkkkkk666 October 7, 2017
Get the hawley texasmug. When two people hold hands between bathroom stall walls or urinal dividers while using the facilities.
by BeefStewy January 25, 2022
Get the Texas Telephonemug.