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donkey ark

someone that is acting like a twat,
shut up being a donkey ark!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by dickyseamen November 16, 2011
mugGet the donkey arkmug.

Swamp Donkey

"I met my new housemate today. He's a total swamp donkey".
by Simox August 5, 2011
mugGet the Swamp Donkeymug.

the mad donkey

when a guy is nailing a girl from behind, and as he's about to blow his load, he punches the girl on the back of the head, causeing her to 'BUCKAROO' and creates great orgasms all round.
Hey Brad, I nailed that chick from the bar last night. We had some amazing sex, I managed to slip in the mad donkey. I don't think she was expecting that.
by cheesemuncher96 April 12, 2017
mugGet the the mad donkeymug.

donkey flight

an unlawful backdoor way to enter nations like Canada and the United States.
by Hatersxhatexme October 2, 2023
mugGet the donkey flightmug.

Blazing Donkey

Blazing Donkey is considered one of the most deadly sexual acts of the century. A mention of its existence could lead you to spontaneously con-bust. just to even think of this term could result in instant satisfaction or DEATH

Blazing Donkey has been banned in many states in the USA & Tokyo. if mentioned in public, it can lead to the death sentence (only available in Texas)

The only thing anyone knows about this act is that its involves setting fire to your own Fist.
Wayne : dude i totally gave that girl a "Blazing Donkey" last night

Garth: SHWING !
by Loodo November 22, 2011
mugGet the Blazing Donkeymug.

Donkey Biscuit

Donkey Biscuit is a term coined in major US cities to describe a police officer that butters his anus Donkey = "Ass" prior to receiving analingus from another police officer.

Butter is commonly used in cooking to ensure food doesn't stick to the pan and thus in the case of law enforcement, the butter represents "no criminal charges sticking."

Donkey Biscuit has been increasingly used as an insult in modern protests throughout the country.
"That cop looks like a donkey biscuit"

"I'd rather be a cuckhold than a Donkey Biscuit"

"I'd make that officer my bitch if he wasn't a donkey biscuit"
by Taggard Muff September 17, 2020
mugGet the Donkey Biscuitmug.

Stoopid donkey

A stoopid donkey is someone who eats after birth and try's to hack all games.
Oh it's a stoopid donkey they're so bad at games
by Ethan is idiot September 11, 2020
mugGet the Stoopid donkeymug.

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