National Dick Suck Day

It doesn't matter if you're a boy or a girl April 15th is National Dick Suck Day. So get on your knees and get down there

National Dick Suck Day means it's time to get down and get to sucking

Guy: Ay baby I heard it was April 15th...
Girl: well then I guess I need knee pads cause it's time to get low...

National Dick Suck Day by The Remembrance May 25, 2018

Shove a straw in a juicebox and suck it.

This just means "Suck It" or kind of like kiss my @**

PERSON 1 "Hey man, you were horrible at your basketball game the utha day."

PERSON 2 "You know what... Shove a straw in a juicebox and suck it."

Shove a straw in a juicebox and suck it. by yay area grl26 June 15, 2009

Namekian Dick Suck 

When three women put their mouth over a man's (or namekian's) penis. Two girls put their mouth over half his lower penis sucking it on each side. The other one is upside-down sucking the head of the penis with her legs hanging on the guy's shoulders and her ass facing the guy's face.

Dude, I went to the club last night, and I picked up three girls. Then gave me a Namekian Dick Suck! It was awesome!

Namekian Dick Suck by Triple ExXx April 8, 2009

Sucks ta suck 

By saying this, you are implying that the person or thing you are saying it to is bad at something. By being bad, that must be bad. If you are the one saying this, you do not 'suck.'

Oh man, you just died in Minecraft, sucks ta suck!

Sucks ta suck by Sucks ta suck! June 4, 2018

for suck 

Some thing, one, event, or place is lacking in coolness, niceness, savoryness, etc...Basically it sucks!

This pizza's crust is for suck!
It rained all day so the hike was for suck!

for suck by tinyhoney August 14, 2009

Baboon Suck 

The most horrible noise that can occur when someone is getting a blowjob.

Did you see that cwb at the party last night?

Yeah she was totally giving that guy a baboon suck.

Baboon Suck by Charles Norris IV January 3, 2010

Go Suck a Man's Dick 

Verb;

Made up in older times by a stocky, grey-haired lumberjack named Ol' Danny Boy.
Now modernly used as a violent term when extremely mad, usually shouted with extreme prejudice at someone for a minor inconvenience or insult the shouter would have taken offense to.

(Verb)~

(you arrive at the theater and are dumbfounded and furious to see that the movie you wanted to enjoy is sold out)

customer-What the hell! I drove five miles to see this movie and its sold out just great!

employee- Sorry sir better luck next time.

customer-You know what, Go Suck a Man's Dick!

Go Suck a Man's Dick by Quiteabod November 12, 2013