Sloppy Matthias 

The act of using someone's hair as a fleshlight while sitting on their penis.

Matthias: good gosh my hairs now covered in cum

Oliver: I guess that's why they call it a Sloppy Matthias!

Sloppy Matthias by anonymous April 24, 2025

Sloppy Swirly 

In the act of intercourse, preferably anal, bend the women over a toilet bowl and give her a swirly

I gave the bitch a sloppy swirly while taking my dong to brown town

Sloppy Swirly by NAJ96 May 2, 2025

Sloppy mandy 

When a man sits on his knees with a snorkelling mask on whilst a woman with diarrhea explodes all over his face

I feed her some spicy curry to get her ready to give me a sloppy mandy

Sloppy mandy by Hectorthemaster May 9, 2025

Sloppy Magnum 

When you exchange Skittles for a blowjob in the church carpark.

I was broke this week and really horny, but thankfully there were some Skittles under the seat in my PT Cruiser that I could exchange for a Sloppy Magnum at the Christ United Mission brick and mortar.

Sloppy Magnum by FreshMuffinsss May 9, 2025

Sloppy Sandwich

When you lowkey want to bang ur best friends ex

Sarah really wants to see Jake tonight. But her bff Kelly just saw him last week. Sarah is serving a sloppy sandwich

Sloppy Sandwich by Poopfartlol May 9, 2025

Sloppy ploppy 

When a girl is pooping and someone eats them out. A sloppy ploopy.

Oh man, I had the best sloppy ploppy last night

Sloppy ploppy by Hafezsloppyploppy May 25, 2025

Sloppy Poppy 

A sloppy poppy is essentially the sloppiest of all poppy’s. A sloppy poppy is a poppy that simply doesn’t have their shit together and struggles to hold a job down. Aside from consistent unemployment, a sloppy poppy will walk around naked in front of guests, suffer from gout, and suck on the occasional toes of younger girls.

Annie: Bri, your dad is such a sloppy poppy.
Bri: I don’t want to hear it right now, I have a lot on my mind.
Annie: Like what, your credit card debt?
Bri: Stfu, at least my man doesn’t look like Phineas from Phineas and Ferb.
Annie: Yeah but you still have a sloppy poppy…

Sloppy Poppy by handfootandbun May 26, 2025