Sloppy Sandwich

When you lowkey want to bang ur best friends ex

Sarah really wants to see Jake tonight. But her bff Kelly just saw him last week. Sarah is serving a sloppy sandwich

Sloppy Sandwich by Poopfartlol May 9, 2025

Sloppy ploppy 

When a girl is pooping and someone eats them out. A sloppy ploopy.

Oh man, I had the best sloppy ploppy last night

Sloppy ploppy by Hafezsloppyploppy May 25, 2025

Sloppy Poppy 

A sloppy poppy is essentially the sloppiest of all poppy’s. A sloppy poppy is a poppy that simply doesn’t have their shit together and struggles to hold a job down. Aside from consistent unemployment, a sloppy poppy will walk around naked in front of guests, suffer from gout, and suck on the occasional toes of younger girls.

Annie: Bri, your dad is such a sloppy poppy.
Bri: I don’t want to hear it right now, I have a lot on my mind.
Annie: Like what, your credit card debt?
Bri: Stfu, at least my man doesn’t look like Phineas from Phineas and Ferb.
Annie: Yeah but you still have a sloppy poppy…

Sloppy Poppy by handfootandbun May 26, 2025

Sloppy Shannon 

Where your friends joke about fucking your mom, but secretly they actually are.

Damn I just got done with Sloppy Shannon last night. I bet Kody will never know the truth.

Sloppy Shannon by MotherFer69 June 16, 2025

sloppy cobler 

When you shit your pants.

"Oops! I just cooked up a Sloppy Cobler! Good thing I got my Shart Survival Kit!"

sloppy cobler by Derry Doberman July 28, 2025

Sloppy Dick 

A man whore. A hoe; someone who has had sex with multiple women yet is bad at it

"He told me he was good cuz he fucked like 10 other girls; he had a sloppy dick though."

Sloppy Dick by NateHayer August 1, 2025

Sloppy fishguts 

It involves anyone you gets sloppy drunk while in the midst of fishing

That dude over there has been fishing there all day, what a sloppy fishguts he is.

Sloppy fishguts by Mr. Sloppy Fishguts August 8, 2025