falling rocks

The point in a young man's life when he hits puberty and his balls drop.

"Bro, how old are you?"

"I'm 13, why?"

"Have you experienced the falling rocks yet?"

by the Shat Party December 20, 2013

rock top

When you do something so shameful that you should've been "hitting rock bottom", but it was absolutely hilarious, so you're considered to hit ROCK TOP instead.

She pissed on a hippy last weekend. She hit rock top.

by Milkshakemoustache May 31, 2015

cuddle rock

Lame ass music frat boys play for drunk sluts to appear sensitive and gentle when the real intentions are roofies and rape.

"He put on the cuddle rock and I felt sooo safe, then I woke up panties around my ankles in the ally"

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 21, 2016

Soft Rock

What looks just like a “Real” rock, but when you step on said “Rock” to take a phenomenal picture with your friends, it squish’s down, very unlike a rock, and gets all over your brand new shoes!!!

AHHHHHHHHHH!!! THAT’S NOT A ROCK!!! THAT’S COW POOP!!! THAT’S A SOFT ROCK!!!

by OmniJohnson April 27, 2019

kick rocks

another way of telling someone to fuck off

Person 1: Fuck you bitch
Person 2: Go kick rocks!

by flufftheangst May 6, 2019

chick rock

Chick Rock is rock music played by guys that appeals mostly to women.

Man, Jonathan Wilson is the new Lenny Kravitz of Chick Rock.

by Anthon4000 May 24, 2019

Snargle Rocks

When you suck so many dicks you grow HPV warts in your esophagus

She sucked so many dicks that her esophagus was riddled with snargle rocks

by Dr Herminator November 3, 2020