Ride the Dragon

To eat spicy food and realize that all pain is an illusion.

I’m about to order some spicy pad Thai and ride the dragon.

by MacChaddy5453059 December 8, 2020

ride em up

To ride rims of any kind like you a true pimp.

Thug #1: Ay cuzzo, check out these new rims!

Thug #2: Uh-oh, Uh-oh! I see you pimpin'! Gon ride em up!!

by gangstathug12 May 11, 2008

Dolphin Ride

When you bend over to tie your shoes and your cat jumps on your back and rides around for awhile.

"Hey look, Jean Luc Pikitty is getting a dolphin ride again."

"I'll give you fair warning Jean Luc Pikitty will want a dolphin ride if you bend over to tie your shoe!"

"Look at all of the scratches on my back. It must have been the dolphin ride."

"Can I give Jean Luc Pikitty a dolphin ride now?"

by WordManiac525 November 8, 2012

Dick Riding Roulette

When two Lactose intolerant men both eat an entire tub of ice cream then proceed taking turns riding each other's cocks until the rider sprays the ridee's crotch with a stream of diarrhea.

The winner is determined by how kinky the couple is. The loser buys the anti-diarrhea meds.

Sorry I'm late to work today, Bill and I played Dick Riding Roulette last night and my stomach has been upset all morning.

by Banana_Snake February 25, 2023

high riding

when your pants are so high it's not even funny .

black guy : bro you see that nigga over there ?
black guy #2 : yah son , nigga looks stupid .
black guy : word , niggas are high riding .

by 101niggajk November 16, 2010

Riding longo

someone who has no business riding a bicycle. Or even walking next to one. Watching them attempt to do so falls somewhere between a child's first try on two wheels or your 83 year old grandmother who happens to have Parkinson's disease ride a bicycle. Similar to the term "pushing mongo" often used to describe a skateboarder who pushes with the wrong foot.

Check out dude riding longo!!! He nearly got hit by that car then ran straight into the bus stop! Ha! Awesome. Idiot...

by gutteryuck15 March 28, 2015

Fredericksburg Sleigh Ride

The act of one or more bouncer(s) riding a person being asked to leave down the stairs towards the exit of a bar or establishment you are being removed as if you are a sleigh (sled, surfboard, snowboard... you get the idea)

If that drunk dude keeps messing up he is going for a Fredericksburg Sleigh Ride.

by King66 May 30, 2020