Going stupid on your penis. Absolutely slappin your shit silly using your imagination alone. Going ham on your meat because you’re sad and lonely, and you need forth thoughts to do so because dirty pondering only occurs in gas station bathrooms at 3:47 a.m.
by JWPonder November 29, 2024
Get the Dirty Ponder mug.Similar to diarrhea where the first poop being held back is a little turd followed by a massive dam of liquid sludge that bust loose after the initial hog has escaped. Normally there are corn fragments intermingled with said liquid. This mainly happens when person is sick.
Hey Will, are you feeling sick? Yeah I'm hog ponding at the moment.
Look at that guy... he looks like he's hog ponding.
Look at that guy... he looks like he's hog ponding.
by Will99912 January 2, 2025
Get the Hog ponding mug.Related Words
pound
• Pound Town
• poundcake
• pounder
• Pound Sand
• Pound It
• Pounding
• Poundage
• pounded
• pound puppy
When you go to a rock concert, break your foot in the mosh pit and then have sex in the back of a Tahoe before going to the ER.
I took Linda to see blink 182 and at the end of the show she broke her foot ..but she still let me give her the Pittsburgh Ponderosa.
by Piece_of_crap_33 August 2, 2025
Get the Pittsburgh Ponderosa mug.When you can't please your wife so you have to call your only black friend to come over and please her with his very endowed member
John: Hey man...
Dan: What's up dude?
John: How are you and Jan?
Dan: Well things weren't going so well in the bedroom dept. so I made a call to get an Eggplant Ponderosa. She's never been happier!
Dan: What's up dude?
John: How are you and Jan?
Dan: Well things weren't going so well in the bedroom dept. so I made a call to get an Eggplant Ponderosa. She's never been happier!
by Throat punchingbag August 11, 2025
Get the Eggplant Ponderosa mug.Là ponderà is a drink in made up at 4 am on Saturday. It consists of sunny delight orange juice, about 2 teaspoons of lime juice, then you could add tonic water/club soda, flavors of sprite, or unflavored sparkling water, but that it optional.
by Kxrmastinky October 1, 2025
Get the Là ponderà mug.by Meow999 December 12, 2025
Get the Dusty Pond mug.by ange February 5, 2005
Get the Pine River Pond mug.