alabama poop train

Exists to serve the LCOE and Big Mac, Dave Messinger, and Dr Hardy. Lead with a light touch

“”We plan on doing lean strikes in Alabama, it’s important that we hit take a ride on the Alabama Poop Train into steady state...”

by Matt Arnold — 5 May 28, 2018

European Train Simulator

When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob

"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"

by John Bigdick September 2, 2014

Alabama Train Horn

When someone reaches between a man's legs and tugs his balls down in an aggressive or assault style manner. This causes excruciating pain.

Well, Suzette caught Uncle Daddy with Cousin Jeska again and gave him the Alabama Train Horn. I think he learned his lesson.

by LemmePikachuBoo May 3, 2020

Train Attack

To attack someone or something with the force of a train.

Im gonna train attack that guy. / I’m gonna train attack that shit.

by TheTrainConductor October 1, 2020

training

When a virgin (or inexperienced) male has sex with someone, solely for the purpose of gaining sexual experience, especially when trying to improve his sexual technique.

Jennifer: Do you really like me, Billy, or are you just trying to get in some training?
.........

Jeff: I had sex for the first time last night. It was fun, but I jizzed within 90 seconds.

Doug: Don't worry about it. You just need to get in some training.

by Mistah Know-it-all January 1, 2021

Electric Train

When a woman is fucked by multiple other women in a row using vibrating strap-ons.

Samantha invited her lesbian polycule over to run an electric train on her.

by DolphinFuckee December 24, 2022

Optimal Training

Training in an oddly unique manner, making unnecessary adjustments to exercises by means of adding non useful accessories

Yo bro that’s not optimal training *proceeds to attach 50 D handles to the bar*

by Bartholemew III September 7, 2022