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We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumes

Bu**s**t!! This is merely what you **always** say when someone calls your help-line! You're just too cheap to hire enough customer-service reps!
Unless there actually was a recent major event like a power-outage or security-breach, DON'T BELIEVE IT if a company's caller-greeting recording says that, "We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumes; you may stay on the line and wait for the next representative, or you can leave a call-back number for one of our reps to return your call during this same business day, or you might want to try your call again later"... again, DON'T BELIEVE IT --- in all likelihood, this is merely what they ALWAYS tell ALL of their customers who call, no matter what time-period it is ! And whatever you do, DON'T THINK THAT "LEAVING YOUR NUMBER" WILL CAUSE THE COMPANY TO CALL YOU BACK... I have waited ALL THE REST OF THE DAY for a call-back, and the company **never** got back to me! The best thing to do, therefore, is to simply "stay on the line" to "keep your slot in the cue", even if it means a long wait... better to eventually get through than never reach a live person at all.
by QuacksO July 29, 2019
mugGet the We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumesmug.

Hol up, ima call u back.

Then the next sound you here is the Face time call sound to show your ass she/he/they/it/etc are gone. They don't give two dam shit's about you. Someone maybe walked in from leaving her for DAYS while you stood by It/him/them/her/etc

DAILY?

They aren't worth ya time, leave them/her/he/it/etc if you still can.
" Hol up, ima call u back. " Serafina said with a swift push of the hang up button.
by THE true tell-arrr December 9, 2021
mugGet the Hol up, ima call u back.mug.

your mom called she said your butt smells

Friend: hey did someone call for me?
You: yeah your mom called she said your butt smells!!
by thesheet November 16, 2010
mugGet the your mom called she said your butt smellsmug.

My name is Gustavo, but you can call me sus

An edit of Gustavo Fring saying sus instead of gus and people somehow find that funny
"My name is Gustavo, but you can call me sus" - Gustavo Fring
"My name is sustavo but you can call me Gus" - sustavo Fring
by Shinkinou October 12, 2022
mugGet the My name is Gustavo, but you can call me susmug.

get your friend called jade a gift day

on the May 20th get your friend Jade a nice gift
you: oh hey it’s May 20th here’s a gift
jade: thanks but why?
you: it’s get your friend called jade a gift day
jade : woah really

you: yeahhhh
by kayyykayy May 13, 2021
mugGet the get your friend called jade a gift daymug.

your ass is grass and you can call me john deere

redneck way of saying "I'm gonna kick your ass"
Bubba if you touch my momma again, your ass is grass and you can call me john deere!
by dboyfromdahood October 2, 2012
mugGet the your ass is grass and you can call me john deeremug.

call me out by my name

when someone is putting your name in their mouth . Usually used in the ghettos of the United States
That triflin ass hoe CALL ME OUT BY MY NAME
by Geoff is not a name October 18, 2017
mugGet the call me out by my namemug.

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