Monster energy

A drink that is consumed either by alt people or by rednecks, no in between

Someone on the internet: Dude monster energy is so good
Another person: so are you alt or a redneck

by Hydraulic press November 24, 2022

Timepiece Monsters

Someone who buys expensive Timepieces. He has a healthy obsession for expensive Timepieces. Hence the word "Timepiece Monsters"

All-black Audemar, you claim yours is one-of-one, we Timepiece Monsters, every season we be on the hunt.

NAS

by TMarkus November 26, 2022

Monster rookies

Usually would be used in the K-pop Industry, A monster rookie/rookies are a newly debuted boy/girl group or soloist, that has displayed immense talent to make it big in the K-pop industry. They are usually good at the things they are to excel in regardless of their less experience than their seniors. Monster rookies can still be considered new to the scene even though they have been around for 2 - 4 years or even less. Monster rookies usually go on to have good careers in their fields. ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

Omg, have you seen the new group (Group name) they are not as experienced as much as the other groups out there but they are really talented! I love the so much lol. They are definitely monster rookies

by Your fav Zommy ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ November 27, 2022

The No-Neck Monster

nickname from the Democratic Party for Dr. Sununu

The No-Neck Monster raised taxes like a liberal during the George H. W. Bush administration.

by Coop Dupe December 1, 2022

A Monsters Inc. Avalanche

Ejaculating into someone's mouth, and having them laugh/"spit-take" cum BACK up the urethra......"put that thing back where it came from or so help me..."

Celia gave me "A Monsters Inc. Avalanche" for our anniversary, and I got so backed up

by Mike was whore's key September 19, 2022

Loch Ness Monster

An aggressive panhandler who uses means of coercion, threats, and even violence to garner money from people. Are usually not actually homeless and are just hoping to use the money for drugs, alcohol, or gambling. See also: Bludger

Chef's dad
Say, would you kids like to hear about the time we saw the Loch Ness monster?
Stan
No, that's okay.
Chef's dad
Ooh, it must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, comes out of the water.
Chef's mom
We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and I said "Thomas, what on earth is that creature?!"
Thomas
It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes,-
Chef's mom
Oh, it was so scary!
Thomas
and I yelled. I said, "What do you want from us, monster?!" And the monster bent down and said, "...Uh I need about tree-fitty." a long silence follows
Kyle
What's tree-fitty?
Thomas
Three dollars and fifty cents.
Chef's mom
Tree-fitty.
Stan
He wanted money?
Thomas
That's right. I said "I ain't giving you no tree-fitty you goddamn Loch Ness monster! Get your own goddamn money!"
Chef's mom
I gave him a dollar.
Thomas
She gave him a dollar.
Chef's mom
I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar.
Thomas
Well of course he's not gonna go away, Nellie! You give him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more!

by SilverSheilds October 6, 2022

Pork monster

Fat ugly bitch

Get away you nasty pork monster

by Choppy Tom October 7, 2022