May 6th

National Praise any kid name Shawn Day

“Check it out its May 6th which means it’s national praise Shawn day!”

by [ツBlankツ] May 2, 2019

Boozy Gay May

The month of the year when every straight individual can comfortably test their sexuality, where every friendship can find its limits

Remember when I touched your penis in boozy gay May and you liked it?

Remember when smudged pussies and didn’t have to pull to cum?

by Not straight May 3, 2019

May in Sweden

Snow and 20 degrees celsius at the same time.

Nicole: Oh, so it's May in Sweden?
Penelope: Yeah, better prepare the sleigh!

by YahYeeet May 7, 2019

May 9

day of being my girlfriend

what day it's today?

may 9 so u should be carla's gf

by kxkxkdy May 8, 2019

50 shades of May

1; Performing advanced erotic (sometimes dangerous) sexual acts to Kayla-May.

2; to broaden Kayla-May's sexual horizon, and knowledge of her sexuality through the demanding instructions, and stern discipline of her "Master".

"Man last night was lit af, she let me go 50 shades of May on her ass with some nylon rope, a bullwhip, and a gag ring!"

Kayla-May patiently waited for her Master to begin the days "50 shades of May" lesson.

by Batsquirrel May 13, 2019

lavender may avery

Lavender May Avery is the new baby in the why don't we family. She's Jack and Gabbie's little girl and she's born the april 22

Limelight#1: OMG JACK HAS A BABY WITH GABBIE!?!?
Limelight#2: YEAH LAVENDER MAY AVERY IS THE CUTEST BABY EVEEERRR

by clxrzvxnnz May 14, 2019

may 24

if you have birthday this day, you are a god. if you have birthday, you can grab all your females friends. you can grab them at the pussy, ass, boobs, head and the whole body!! so CONGRATS

Teacher: who has birthday today (date: may 24)?
Student: i have
Teacher: CONGRATS! now every girl, stand in line so the birthday boy can grab you all by the pussy. Including me.
Student: ohhhh yeaah!
2 min later, there was a orgie with 12 female student, 1 Teacher and 1 birthday boy.

the birthday boy also gave them all finger, head, licking and he got ALOT of blowjobs!

by The MC Legend April 14, 2019