i am kevin

When you’re home alone

Boy 1: yo i am bored is ya sis there
Boy 2: no man i am kevin

by Dakarp December 23, 2017

kevin

the most beautiful boy in the world

I love kevin

by ANNA AND KAYLA February 4, 2025

Kevin

A white skeleton that sucks at valorant.

Kevin is black

by jhhahaytwteq January 13, 2022

kevin wingle

This kid is extra slim thicc and he WILL steal yo girl

Aka dumbthicc. Slim thick kevin wingle just stole my woman

by ChickenFetishs September 12, 2017

ts so kevin

Of or relating to a player of a game who is usually lack luster for the amount of hours they have invested

Wow my ranked teammate sucks. ts so kevin 💔

by Dark Chao June 10, 2025

Kevin

a true blessing to this earth. his eyes speak wisdom and his midnight black fur is almost glowing from how holy he is.
if you ever see him thank him for what he has done for you. he is a rare sighting even among mountain priests. if he licks your hand you have good luck.

yeah so basically- OMG IS THAT KEVIN????
OMG!! IT IS!! thank you for what you have done for us dear lord *gets on the floor and bows*

by cherryyujuu April 2, 2022

KEVIN MCCALISTER

When you/a sibling/your friend gets to stay home alone and no one else is there. Usually not by accident but is for a long long time. Usually if you want to be a Kevin McCalister do this:

Go to the store buy random junk your mom won't let you have or food and gorge yourself

Order pizza and hide the boxes

Pretend you are getting robbed and set up traps

And set up traps for when your parents get home.

You don't have to do these things, just if you wanna be like the movie. To be a Kevin McCalister you have to be at home for longer than 1 hour 30 minutes, you need to be younger than 13, and no one should check up on you to be a Kevin McCalister.

Bro Isaac threw a massive load party when his parents weren't home. He's such a cool Kevin McCalister.

by Zachibald July 27, 2024