jacob

jacob is a sweaty bitch

damn, jacob is extra wet today

by weewooweed42069 July 27, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is a dick and a fat shit he eats whenever he gets a shot if your friends with a Jacob you better be rich because he will go through your whole fridge in a day.

Jacob: Have you got any food
Me: no you ate everything yesterday

by Ha I got you December 25, 2019

Jacob Armstrong

I'm Jacob Armstrong.

My name is Jacob Armstrong!

by JacobArmstrong April 25, 2021

jacob senatus

super big giant pp and a 12 pack that hard enough to break stone

girls love jacob senatus

by the true fax man May 15, 2020

Jacob

A gay fat ass that only gives a shit about himself and will abuse you
Stay away from Jacobs

Son: who is that in the alley
Mom: oh that's a jacob stay away he will rape you

by Bingbangbongboi November 15, 2019

Jacob

He's shy at first but as you get to know him he will think as you are a friend. He will try to be funny and if it offends someone he will quickly apologize. He has a hard life but always puts on a smile because he doesn't want anyone to worry about him. Loves to play sports and games. And when someone is sad he trys to help and cheer them up. He falls in love pretty easily but trys to get over it. If you are playing a sport and someone gets hurt he will forget about the fans and run over to help. Take my word for it, I am a Jacob.

Person: gets hit
Jacob: *runs over* are you ok?
Person: yeah, thanks

by Steavo10 November 16, 2020

Jacob

A bloke who really likes the word 'fuck'

Jacob really likes the word fuck

by evilgoblins69 November 22, 2021