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Brain peenitration

The annoying psychological intrusion of trying to admire or fantasise over a hottie - yet you know her boyfriend and so cant stop thinking that his man bits are regularly over her - thus peenitrating into your day dream!
*Damn she's hot dude! imagine getting...........

- yeh but you know she goes out with Hulio...

*Aww what, not him... brain peenitration!!!!!!! yuk.
by horse fight May 4, 2010
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Biscuit-brained

Clueless or dimwitted. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.
Using a biscuit-brained approach will cost you more money and more time.”
by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009
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no-brain moment

When one speaks a thought and immediately regrets it, wishing their mouth had stayed firmly closed whilst being mercilessly mocked.
In the Tough Arms pub...

Me:
Thinks:
"WOW This place reminds me of the sixties"...

Says:
"Hey guys - let's finish our drinks, go to the park and put daffodils in our hair!!!"

Guys:
Mirthful scorn and abuse

Me:
Thinks:
"Fuck. I just had a no-brain moment..."
by PCPuss May 13, 2009
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bell brain

brain - means the head of the penis because it is suppose to look like a brain

it links into bell end ,bell head
by <Jamie> February 26, 2008
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Super Brain

People tend to say this when they don't know any other larger words. Such as; psychic.
by Cindyy November 29, 2007
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brain poon

scott and ryan got some brain poon
by zachcameupwiththeword August 24, 2008
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chill brain

Usually used to described as being so chill it requires a unrelated noun to come after it. Such as brains.
"Did you see those new shoes?"
"Yea, they were pretty chill brains."
by ChillBrains January 16, 2009
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