French horn

When you put your whole hand in a girls ass and then blow in her coochie like a French horn

“Hey grant wanna French horn?”

“Nah no thanks draven”

by UrMomElGay February 23, 2020

French marching song

Most of the goofy-assest songs ever

There is a French marching song about onions and how the Austrians can’t have them

by Paulmackooky June 13, 2022

French Southern and Antarctic Lands

French Lands in the Southern and Antartic

Person: Where is French Southern and Antarctic Lands?
Other person: Southern and Antartic

by blockheadguy March 28, 2022

Frenched

A form of kissing between partners, involving the tongue exploring the other’s mouth.

The part 2 of the following example will be created soon, under the word “jendyt”
It will involve sex. Check in December 27

In the middle of the night, Tom was walking down the street, when he saw his friend Carolyn, wearing barely any clothing. She wore only a skinny bra top and jean shorts. He suddenly wanted her. Tom walked up to her, and pushed Carolyn up against a wall, and pressed his body against her. She was surprised, and started to get excited. She had been eyeing him for a while, and had wanted him so bad. He started kissing her. She kissed back. This went on for a moment until he frenched her. She moaned slightly, and closed her eyes, simultaneously leaning her head back. Then, he started to dry-hump her. She liked the feeling of his jeans rubbing against her bare skin. Then, Tom led Carolyn to his house, where his parents had just left for a weeklong vacation.

by Monosloq December 24, 2024

French Omelette

A sex move you only do with prostitutes

I smacked it up, pushed it down and flipped it like a spatula. In the end I gave her a French Omelette

by Jewverine July 31, 2016

Dirty French Braid

The act of braiding someone else’s or your own pubic hair

“Dude, why did you ditch out on us last week?”

“I was busy doing a Dirty French Braid.”

by totallytubeular November 2, 2025

Chicago French Toast

Chicago toast is fast becoming one of the most famous breakfast foods in America— with its meteoric rise in popularity being credited with Barack Obama famously ordering a whole loaf on his first day in office as POTUS.

Chicago toast is similar to classic butter toast in every way, except in that it’s only ever served in odd numbers (one slice, three slices, five slices etc). The origins of Chicago French toast is currently unknown.

Is that toast? No. It’s Chicago french toast.

by Walters Brew October 28, 2022