French Picnic

To give or receive oral sex in a beautiful outdoor setting.

My wife and I enjoyed a French Picnic on a empty Caribbean beach.

by shniggs August 10, 2015

French Picnic

When one male licks the ass of another man.

My mouth tastes terrible this morning. I went to the Castro last night and gave way too many french picnics.

by Magic and shabam May 05, 2018

French intersubjection

The conflation between the simple future tense and the present continuous tense in the French language.

(The functive (verbal) structure of the French language indicates that the future is already present).

In French intersubjection the phrase "am doing" has the same function as "will do" implying that will is a function rather than an action.

Ie. the future is extant (block time phenology).

by tomorrowtomorrow January 07, 2019

French Wintercone

When two male partners of a threesome both get sucked in a public sex session by a female, keeping a cheek full of each contributor she then proceeds to open mouth French kiss each male participant and give them each a chilling taste of each other. Giving them each a tongue full of the mixture they then proceed to kiss each other for a proper swirl before taking a finger of snow and swishing the whole thing in their mouths and swallowing hard.

My cousin said she had a French Wintercone during her winter break in Maine.

by James_McKerras March 19, 2023

Ten in French

Ten in French means Dece, a shortened from of Decent.

Johnathan:
That 30-second brewed earl grey with no milk is Ten in French..

Drewkle:
What’s Ten in French?

Johnathan:
Dix….

by A.Dave January 02, 2024

The french

The people who put baguettes slathered with marinara sauce in their urethra

Oui i am a the French

by Vonjorgen August 11, 2022

The French

A population of around 100 million people, with 67 million of them inhabiting the country of France, with its beautiful sights, mountains, and geographical location, generally characterized by their horrible temper, especially against foreigners, and their love for cigarettes, coffee, and worker strikes.

Let us take as an example, their anger towards tourists who use the language wrong, even though most of them don't even speak English all that well:

"Bonjour, j'aimerais avoir une croissant."
"C'est UN Croissant! Idiot! Golmon! Sale Bâtard! Vas te faire foutre!"

The French can be nice, especially when you know French. Unless if you're their boss. Or if you mix up "un" and "une".

by kk_a February 03, 2025