Horse Gurdian

A majestic creature, a good man who plays to much halo
The Horse Gurdian said, if a football player loses his cock, what might he put down his pants?
by Sadboy666 April 16, 2018
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Twat Horse

A person who thinks quitting their job and pursuing a life unemployed is the key to life.
"Benton" is a Twat Horse.
by Twat Horse May 24, 2011
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I'm gonna take my horse

To the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride (Kio, Kio) 'til I can't no more
I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Riding on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off the porch, now
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Riding on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull riding and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse
To the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to that old town road
by darkclaw wolfgod November 20, 2021
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Quadrupedic horse

a horse that has 4 legs. it is also a phrase to say instead of swearing and just because it sounds fun
you Quadrupedic horse
by ashie is da best December 04, 2023
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smiling like a horse

Grinning from ear to ear. A smerk like you got away with something. Feverish grin with wide open mouth with or without teeth showing. "She smiled like a horse after being complimented by the younger man".
Smiling like a horse "She smiled like a horse after being complimented by the younger man".
by champ of all July 24, 2015
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A four horse day

A four horse day could mean a couple things, depending on who is speaking.

For example, it could mean:
"It's a very busy day at work"
Or
"It's nice to have so much free time to ride my horses"

A popular saying in the 20's, it had disappeared for several decades but has been making a comeback in recent years.
I can come out for one more, but I've got a four horse day tomorrow so I want to hit the hay before too late.

Man, I've been working so hard lately, can't wait for Sunday, it'll be a real four horse day!
by AmateurJuggler February 19, 2024
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race horse streaks

A race horse streak is a massive shit mark in your underwear
Hey bro, can I check out your race horse streaks
by Joejoe6921 October 04, 2019
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