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Batten Hell

A failure by the media to bully and use constant misdirection and lies to defeat a truthful politician.

See BBC for examples
The BBC reporter tried but didn't have a batten hell's chance of defeating the UKIP leader
by amojak October 15, 2018
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hell

1.) A place of eternal damnation and torment in the Christian belief (synonyms: school, earth, Arizona).

2.) A place where those who have a mind of their own and/or are scientifically intelligent go because they don't let a freaking book judge them.
1.) Welcome to hell, better known as school, but more truthfully known as hell. Hope you're having a crap-tastic day!

2.) More people are going to hell as the human race becomes more scientifically intelligent.
by Sarcastic_Dickhead April 21, 2018
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hell

person 1: here comes hell
dentist: no it's just braces
person 1: yes, hell.
by fleurnoir July 26, 2018
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Hell is hell

You live in hell, we forgot it a long time ago, but our universe was hell. Life lives in a depreciative state that only manages to advance using a +1 concept via reproduction. If you can manage a net gain of -1, 0 or +1 in the universe your are either in a neutral boyant state or in 'advancement'. Some think at the end of the universe it all starts again +1, and around we go...enjoy the sunshine, waterfall, rainbows and unicorns cause it likely the last time we went through it all it was all imaginary🤣
What the hell, What. The. Hell! this Hell is hell! It took me all day to move that stone from the 1st pyramid terrace to the 2nd and then the food cart was late and I missed out on lunch, and some one had urinated up the slope, which I thought would help the stone moving but it just stank, then there was a hold up as the boats unloaded, we where stuck for 4 hours and the damn pharaoh turned up out of no where and decided he wanted a damn ensuite in his afterlife. Which is great and means less stone, but damn him we need to clear the slopes to cart it off the pyramid Damnn! bastard prick..#!?!#@$&*xo slave! Oh but I had two lovely baby girls...fark! My wife's gonna be furious! Hell is hell!
by m . November 30, 2020
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Jockey Hell

when the audience starts littering way too much because of a scene in a movie, mostly in a theater

this started because of chicken jockey in the minecraft movie
Jack Black: "Chicken Jockey"
*audience starts trowing popcorn everywhere*
Person 1: "Oh no, they're making a Jockey Hell
by tutucr April 15, 2025
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Hell

Noun
Pronounced: sku l
A place where many kids will spend over 10 years of their life in
Person 1: How was Hell? I was sick yesterday
Person 2: oh Hell was the worst! That Devil who teaches us didn't let us out for lunch until there was 5 minutes left until the bell rang for the next class we had.
Person 1: Thank god I didn't go to Hell yesterday.
by A walking trash can September 29, 2019
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