A long time ago In the 1990s , there was a shittastic band called Limp Biscuit.
The singer of this rubbish racket was a portly stockwhite dork named Durst.
Durst wore a red cap
Like all the time
Once popular with Stock Whiteguys and the Obese breeder types, by the mid aughts the band was a shitstain of its former self.
Durst finally realized wearing a red baseball hat everyday is dorktarded and went fullretard; throwing boxes upon boxes of his once cherished headwear in dumpsters across the state of Florida.
Before the dumpsters were picked up by the local trash company a small manlet named Eric Trump discovered this cache of red hats while dumpster diving in his search for a wife.
In an instant he had an idea to save his father money on his upcoming presidential campaign!
And the Red MAGA Hat was born
The singer of this rubbish racket was a portly stockwhite dork named Durst.
Durst wore a red cap
Like all the time
Once popular with Stock Whiteguys and the Obese breeder types, by the mid aughts the band was a shitstain of its former self.
Durst finally realized wearing a red baseball hat everyday is dorktarded and went fullretard; throwing boxes upon boxes of his once cherished headwear in dumpsters across the state of Florida.
Before the dumpsters were picked up by the local trash company a small manlet named Eric Trump discovered this cache of red hats while dumpster diving in his search for a wife.
In an instant he had an idea to save his father money on his upcoming presidential campaign!
And the Red MAGA Hat was born
"Holy shit even after twenty-some years my Red Maga Hat still pops out in a crowd. I love to scare those lib-tard lizards"
by SalWithoutOrfice May 25, 2023
Get the Red Maga Hatmug. When Dave shook his ass like a donkey with Parkinson's and said
I never new me cheating on you would come back to haunt me
You were supposed to love me, now bleed bitch bleed
I barfed in my hat
I never new me cheating on you would come back to haunt me
You were supposed to love me, now bleed bitch bleed
I barfed in my hat
I thought Pikey had cheated on me because he had one girlfriend before me
But when Dave showed up and ate my mom's pussy and my entire facebook page along with 50 sluts all dying from asphyixia because he is fucking he man. (THA MAN). PHAT. I barfed in my hat.
But when Dave showed up and ate my mom's pussy and my entire facebook page along with 50 sluts all dying from asphyixia because he is fucking he man. (THA MAN). PHAT. I barfed in my hat.
by bogosuperelf December 16, 2020
Get the Barfed In My Hatmug. by Nonweeb August 1, 2024
Get the W hatmug. by Lib-Lab June 9, 2017
Get the Won-Ton Cowboy Hatmug. "I thought we would at least end up doing the Blackpool jizz"
( A Bukakke party where every looks like Liz from Coronation street where everyone spunks on an
old lady who resembles Liz the old barmaid
A party full of bad looking ladies or a party where you all jizz on old ladies ....i kinda glad we didn't x up at a Blackpool party hat
( A Bukakke party where every looks like Liz from Coronation street where everyone spunks on an
old lady who resembles Liz the old barmaid
A party full of bad looking ladies or a party where you all jizz on old ladies ....i kinda glad we didn't x up at a Blackpool party hat
by HackneyRobbo September 24, 2025
Get the Blackpool party hatmug. “I’ll slap the shit out of you , no hat”
by TheRealReaper2125 January 19, 2025
Get the No Hatmug. by GavinStarrFunk July 19, 2023
Get the Hairy Hatmug.