Hat

a thing that gos on ur freaking head it’s call an hat

ya should know what a hat is

by Lady Bish July 05, 2020

HAT

Abbreviation for horny, angry & tired

George had to call in sick to work today, for he was HAT

by crispy milkshake December 19, 2018

Hats

Magic mushrooms; hallucinagenic mushrooms that are ingested for a jolly good time

The weed started to kick in on our way to pick up some hats.

by MrsSchyster January 10, 2020

Hat

A way to say that one is "high" from Marijuana. For example you could, "wear a hat" (In the current state of being "high") or "put on a hat" (referring to the action of getting "high"). It is a way to tell somebody that you or someone else is "high" without being to obvious.

Kyle: "Hey man, you tryna watch Intersteller?"
Jordan: "Hold up, lemme put on a Hat first."
Or
"Yo, just so you know, I'm wearing a Hat."

by Spazzzr September 21, 2021

Hat

It is a hat, you put it on your head.

Person one: (you) "What is a hat?"
Person two: (me) "Why did you ask that question, you know what a fucking hat is."

by Baron von wimmerschnitzel January 30, 2023

Monkey Hat

When a Haitian shits into a coconut and then puts the coconut on someone’s head

Kaden: Yo I saw someone get a monkey hat last night!
Jamal: That was me!
Kaden: SHEEEEEEESH

by Daddy Piccolae December 24, 2021

irish top hat

When ur best mate leaves his Guinness unattended and you dip the head of ur penis into his glass.

Travis set his Guinness down to retrieve his darts. Billy took full advantage and gave him an "Irish Top Hat"!

by billdur79 August 20, 2023