hard rock cereal

Replacement term used for a spontaneous event or action.

I went to the bar and I got hard rock cereal slammed!

by whatinfucksname October 14, 2023

hard

disagreeing with what someone has to say....

no hard

by randomguuy December 21, 2024

Hardened while softening a hard one

An idiom to refer to being fucked over, inspired by masturbating Pompeii victims.

Thought he'd secured the international pussy jackpot with 3 international girls but got owned brutally by those 3.

"Man...I did not even consider that they already knew each other! I was hardened while softening a hard one!"

by Shitisms July 4, 2017

try hard

people in games who will only focus on winning, it doesn't matter what, when, or how, these kinds of people will do so good at an game it seems like they are a pro, they act alike, how ever there are a few things that separate them, toxicity try hard will be always aggressive, this shows when they are in an losing situation, they will shout things like, IM LAGGING, or HES HACKING WOW! to try and hide the fact that the other is winning fair and square, when they win they will shout thigs like NOOB! or EZ! to them it seems cool, but to others it just look toxic. their avatars (if there are any) will always try to follow the latest trend that looks "cool" translation- basicly anything that looks like a human that is popular, pros dont do these (except the last one) and generally help people who have a hard time

broi: i just saw a person beat the entire server
bruh: really? that seems like hacking.
broi: nah, his account was made months ago, plus he took damage, and some were really hard to beat
bruh: oh
broi: but he was a bit toxic when he won and when he was loseing he kept on trying to mak-
bruh: nvm thats a try hard

by someone else thats not u March 23, 2021

Try-Hard

Someone who 'tries' too 'hard' to present themself as their idea of "cool", oblivious to the fact nobody else feels that way about their expression, instead coming off as corny / cringe-worthy. This might be a dude doing a burnout while driving past a group of unimpressed girls, or a pampered middle class youth displaying the gestures and sentiments of a hustler.

Person 1: "Did you see Kevins instagram post fronting like 'mr money' with like $80 in his hands?"
Person 2: "Yea I tried not to say anything... that's barely 1 days work... he's such a try-hard"

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Person 1: "checkout that try-hard with the frosted tips and Guy Fieri shirt.. oh wait that's actually Guy Fieri"

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Person 1: "Rob deliberately turns his music up like a full try-hard when driving past people dude, he thinks he's so cool"

by SocialVulture February 11, 2022

Uncomfortably hard

Having a boner in a situation were it is inappropriate.

My girlfriend was crying and I was uncomfortably hard.

by Uncomfortably hard punk music April 16, 2022

hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

by anonymous January 12, 2024