by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025
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Hot hunk #1: How'd ya mange to unload all of those hay-bales and put them in da loft when yer wavy-haired horse-girl chum was doing her own chores in da barn??
Hot hunk #2: Oh, it wasn't easy at first, but after about da tenth round of tender finger-interlacings and toes-flexing soles-on-chest cradling, she said I could rub her feet afterwards, so dat wonderful incentive was enough to keep me happy till da job was done.
Hot hunk #2: Oh, it wasn't easy at first, but after about da tenth round of tender finger-interlacings and toes-flexing soles-on-chest cradling, she said I could rub her feet afterwards, so dat wonderful incentive was enough to keep me happy till da job was done.
by QuacksO August 6, 2025
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by TDDUP November 18, 2010
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by joyful coffee June 24, 2023
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by Mossyoakqueen85 February 9, 2021
Get the murder her monkeymug. female arms being claimed by bulk ! , and beginning to look like tubular balloons (let's make some balloon animals !)
by michael foolsley August 30, 2023
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