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You haven't got a Bob Hope

To be told that you have absolutely no chance of what you're asking for is going to happen.
Colleague 1: "I wander if the boss will let me go home half hour early.
Colleague 2: "lol, you haven't got a Bob Hope mate!"
by Britney Sparkles September 9, 2025
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got you in the pipe

Maybe you’ve heard ‘viper’s got you in the pipe, tuve-by-five’ if you play ape sex(apex). Got you in the pipe means you are being aimed at accurately, or perfectly lined up(with missile or weapons like that)
Viper: viper’s got you in the pipe!
Jack cooper: I’m gonna kill you and then your daughter.
by Juzobamboozled February 1, 2022
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Somebody got excited

When there is a white liquid on the floor, table, or counter, a sexual joke meant to imply that somebody came. Also can be used if somebody gets sprayed with something.
Example: Somebody’s soda sprays when opened or there is mayo on a table. Point it out and exclaim “somebody got excited!”
by Cnote918 August 31, 2018
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Got him coach

Tommy - " That was easy"
Ken - " Your mom was easy"
Ken- "Got him coach"
by Your mom will bring home Tyron October 21, 2020
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Got nannied

Mauled by a pit-bull dog or other vicious domestic animal most often completely unprovoked.
The toddler died in ICU after she got nannied by a free-roaming pit-bull dog.
by Ruger57pro&velcrosandals August 3, 2024
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I GOT TO GO PEE

by sdfdssfdsfdsfd July 3, 2021
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My back got lonesome

What you tell your main squeeze to explain why you invited a second hot chick/hunk to come over and spoon you from behind in bed, while you are snuggling your Number One partner in front.
Telling your significant other dat "My back got lonesome" may indeed alleviate his/her emotional discomfort --- i.e., confusion and/or concerns about your wanting to have a "threesome snooze" --- but you should still remember to perform da wrist-twist compromise wif him/her. so as to maintain said forward-located slumberer's physical comfort, as well.
by QuacksO July 29, 2023
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