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Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Find a side that's brighter than bad
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat

Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn
by V8sforlife July 31, 2023
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five second rule

when a male wakes up in the middle of the night and pees in the dark using the sound of splashing water or the side of the bowl as a guide

If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself
don't confuse the five second rule with other such rules regarding the safety of food
by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016
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council bluffs high five

When I person wipes with their behind with their bare hand and gives another person a high five.
Bro we just won homecoming!!! How about a celebratory council bluffs high five!!!
by Jumbo bob jim November 18, 2022
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Five Finger Caress

The act of fingering a woman similar to “two in the pink, two in the stink”, but adding your thumb to penetrate her urethra.
“She was feeling extra needy, so I gave her the five finger caress”

“Dude, what the fuck?”
by Speedstermmm5 December 20, 2024
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dropping fives

when you decide to go on a dairy queen run, so your roommate gives you $5 for a medium strawberry cheesecake blizzard but drops his $5 bill when he gives it to you
Brandon, you feelin like dropping fives today?
by @mashed_brotato May 22, 2016
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cyber high-five

A gesture of celebration between two people virtually. Most often initiated by the ✋emoji.
Great job All Star, cyber high-five. Much love Awesome Co.
by monkeyrampage October 5, 2016
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Spanish five

Spanish five in it's literal sense refers to union people of any race smoking a hot dart in the afternoon on company time, usually without pot, but sometimes involving a spleef
Hime! Let's make this a right smart and proper Spanish five Big Daddy let's go off site and do a Spanish 5! Is it on the company clock pail face?Yessir let's go off site and smoke about it, hon! What weed oh Spanish five
by Eddie Torres E.T. July 20, 2021
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