When someone or something is utterly useless in modern society because they have unnecessary input or attributes.
by brasswings April 3, 2015
Get the five legged stoolmug. by bongoman January 4, 2009
Get the big fivesmug. by Fuckkkkkkoffbih November 23, 2017
Get the Throwing fivesmug. Shopping for any high-end or opulent brand that has five letters in the name such as Gucci, Fendi (Roma), Dolce (and Gabbana) , Prada, Louie (Vuitton), Saint (Laurent), David (Yurman), Coach or any other five letter , which originated from the Philly based, award-winning novel Gypsy Lane: A Love Drama.
I just came back from King of Prussia mall, doing some five-letter shopping.
If he's really a baller, tell him to take you five-letter shopping.
You might be over your head with her. She only deals with guys that can take her five-letter shopping.
If he's really a baller, tell him to take you five-letter shopping.
You might be over your head with her. She only deals with guys that can take her five-letter shopping.
by VdDdororVvVVVVVVvv December 10, 2017
Get the Five-letter shoppingmug. Practicing the mushroom microdosing protocol suggested by mycologist, Paul Stamets, of five days on, two off.
by jetpants April 30, 2020
Get the five-twoingmug. Definition:
Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.
Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.
Friend 1: “Did you see Josh just asked what the assignment is? We turned it in yesterday.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”
by MJ cool June 9, 2025
Get the Five minutes and five brains latemug. 