Someone that that has a facebook account just to "pop up" and make smartass comments on all their frienemys statuses. These insults are usually followed with an "lol" which makes it an (un)funny joke to everyone, but , hilarious to the Groundhog.
Status: Got a softball game tonight, hope it doesn't rain.
Facebook Groundhog: I hope it rains tonight, because you suck at Softball... lol
Facebook Groundhog: I hope it rains tonight, because you suck at Softball... lol
by Fiddle de de May 9, 2014
Get the Facebook groundhogmug. The act of stalking pictures, searching for fun, trolling, or in general navigating Facebook while intoxicated.
Corrine posts: LOLZ OMFG I LOVE YOUR HAIRCUT. I mis you we should chill sometime <3.
Luke: Wow, don't tell me that you're shit-facebooking
Luke: Wow, don't tell me that you're shit-facebooking
by theKaramanukian June 23, 2011
Get the Shit-facebookingmug. An annoying and vaguely negative comment posted as a Facebook status update whose purpose is to let everyone know that the poster is upset about something, and to gather attention. It is the online adult equivalent of a child pouting. The post does not specify what the user is upset about. It is an attention-seeking move. If someone is silly enough to ask what the problem is, the original poster will not answer directly.
Facebook User 1: "I just don't know why I even bother..."
Facebook User 2: "What's the matter, Facebook User 1?"
Facebook User 1: ":-("
Facebook User 2: "Facebook User 1, what's the matter, pumpkin?"
Facebook User 1: "People are just like always the same"
Facebook User 3: "It's just a Facebook pout"
Facebook User 2: "What's the matter, Facebook User 1?"
Facebook User 1: ":-("
Facebook User 2: "Facebook User 1, what's the matter, pumpkin?"
Facebook User 1: "People are just like always the same"
Facebook User 3: "It's just a Facebook pout"
by huecodoc2 November 5, 2013
Get the Facebook poutmug. When you use a Facebook function as the basis for your joke. For example, using the tagging feature to point out something absurd or hilarious in someones photo.
"Dude, did you see Jenny's camel toe in that photo she just posted?"
"Haha yeah man, you should tag it"
Time for a little facebook humor.
"Haha yeah man, you should tag it"
Time for a little facebook humor.
by TheModernAge86 December 5, 2011
Get the Facebook Humormug. Finding out everything you wanted to know about someone and more after befriending them on Facebook. Spoiling all motivation to know them in more depth.
He/ she was really into me at that party a few weekends ago, we became friends on Facebook since and when I saw them again, they didn't seem that interested in me anymore. I guess our friendship got a Facebook funeral.
by GotLix August 30, 2012
Get the Facebook funeralmug. Moments that are so insanely random, retarded, original, stupid that they are epic.
Therefore, making them Facebook material.
Therefore, making them Facebook material.
by thegoodleftundone June 18, 2011
Get the Facebook Momentsmug. Someone who constantly flirts/hooks up/plays head games with people they are friends with on Facebook. This usually involves posting several statuses that suggest they are about someone but no tags because there are several people they are messing with.
Did you see Carolyn CeeCee Reeds statuses? They were all about different guys.
Yea.. she's a Facebook whore.
Yea.. she's a Facebook whore.
by JohnDeereCamo February 24, 2012
Get the facebook whoremug.