A fake increase in cleaning standards just prior to having friends over to your place.
Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.
Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.
For fucks sake - forget about picking up the leaves. We’ve gotta start the fake clean early, Barbi and Richard are coming for dinner!
by Smooax September 4, 2020
Get the FAKE CLEANmug. The high where you know you're high because you're seeing galaxies but it doesn't look like that at all.
by Scoregasm46901 September 29, 2018
Get the Fake Highmug. Your so called "best friend" will try to get with your ex or your current girlfriend and attempt to get nudes. Also will sometimes accuse others of being fake even the ones that are close to him.
by Fake Cheng July 5, 2018
Get the Fake Chengmug. A made up word to make "evidence of gouvernement fraude and deception" seem implausible to media and citizen's
by ImWhiteSoIMustBeRasict?! March 27, 2021
Get the Fake Newsmug. by DicC sucCin bitchesss October 4, 2019
Get the Fake friends daymug. A fake friend is someone who makes inside jokes when you aren’t at school so they can laugh about them when you aren there and u don’t get it so ur lonely
by has fake friends💔 January 27, 2022
Get the Fake friendsmug. Made by Walmart for the people who don't want to spend 15$ on socks. There still comfy none of the less but it proves that we buy elites for the design
by The basketball squad November 11, 2014
Get the fake elitesmug.