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Donkey Show

When a guy acts like such a reject and thinks he is getting over on everyone around him when in fact everyone knows what he is up to.
Randy: has anyone seen MoeZ?

Sobhe: he is in the back putting on a Donkey Show!
by Dearborn Zoo Keeper October 28, 2011
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Donkeyiser

A Donkeyiser is a specified type of internet troll requiring many years of training and practice. There is only one known such troll, an Irish teenager who simply goes by the name "Donkeyiser". In the event of meeting this person you should quote "Tha game" to him.

Donkeyiser specializes in making the victim look like a Donkey (or an ass) by devaluing forum posts and decrediting the author. The victim is then said to be "Donkeyised".
Donkeyiser
by Donkeyiser, the only. December 6, 2011
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donkey

In the sport of Disc Golf, any putt that hits the top band.

On yellow banded baskets this action produces a loud "Eeeeeee" sound which is followed by the crowd going "Awwwww". Originated in Gulley Park, Arkansas.

This led to a betting game (side bet) in which players keep track of "donkeys". The first person to hit the band with a putt gets a "d", the next to hit the band hits the "o" and so on until donkey is spelled...then..every "donkey" after that pays!
You hit a "donkey" and you pay everyone on your card.
"Nice donkey, pay up sucka."

"If that putt hadn't of hit that branch, we would've never heard that beautiful donkey"

Sometimes heard from several cards away...
"DonnKaayyyyyyyyy!!!"

The Donkey/Bailey game is played on the National Tour
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Donkeydish

The act of taking a penis then cutting it off the owner then putting it in a hot pocket adding ketchup mayo then horse reddish then sticking it in your anus letting it sit for 5 min
then proceeding to eat it
Im bout to make a Donkeydish, want one?
by The long stroke December 13, 2012
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donkey in donkey

When male that's got a big cock has a sex with female that's got a big ass.
- Yo, that man got fucked his girl yesterday.
- Haha, donkey in donkey.

- That dude has been fucking J. Lo'.
- So she got donkey in donkey.
by didc June 28, 2012
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donkey bagger

Democrat; Liberal; follower of President Obama and his administration; a believer of the Not So Affordable Bam Bam Care Act;
synonym: fucknub
Liberal to a Conservative: What's a 'donkey bagger', I've never heard of that? Conservative: "Well, ol' pal, it's like the donkey shows in Tijuana, only instead of a skank stripper and a donkey, it's a Liberal Democrat fucknub and a donkey.
by Pseudo Nym 1963AQ August 19, 2013
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Donkey between two haystacks

A difficult situation in which a palestinian chick is about to get seduced by two french speakers.
"Reem is like a donkey between two haystacks"
by Pembertonthedon November 5, 2013
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