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On a Donkey's Left Toe

verb;
The toe of a donkey, preferably on the left side.
I swear on a donkey's left toe that Greta left her husband for Tom.
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donkey

Gordon Ramsay: YOU F**ING DONKEY
by rob v2 April 11, 2022
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Swamp Donkey

(noun) insult; description of nasty; an ass (donkey) that's like a swamp (smoldering, humid, and sweaty).
I can't believe he fell for HER! She's a swamp donkey! Yek Shrek Shit the bed Fred!
by Killynit23 April 19, 2022
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donkey knot

When three men tie their penises together in a counterclockwise overhand knot and proceed to shuffle back and forth until the knot is fully winched or until the first man ejaculates
My friend Carlos said he was busy and couldn’t go to the bar my best guess is he it’s currently stuck in a donkey knot with his roommates
by Junebug02 December 3, 2023
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Gronk Donkey

An especially big gronk, more than likely an ugly gronk. An idiot.
That woman Maryanne is a gronk donkey frick meeeeeee!!!
by Bimbam69 July 8, 2024
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Donkey Kong

Donkey kong is an ape i guess. i just wanted to put MONKEY somewhere cuz i was bored in class
by UGH SOMEONE TOOK MONKEY MAN December 18, 2023
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Honking the donkey

Masturbation. Generally involving a male but I guess a woman can honk the donkey too. Slapping the salami, beating the meat, chocking the chicken, etc. It can also be used as an expression for someone that is fucking around.
I went over to Luke's house but he didn't answer the door again, he was probably honking the donkey.

Quit honking the donkey and get back to work
by Slickrick42 July 22, 2022
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