Cheese Expert

Noun: Someone who believes they know everything about cheese, its origins, names, ingredients, etc.

A Cheese Expert could be someone who claims that American Cheese is not real cheese when in fact it is but most modern day versions of it are not.

by drtoucan January 3, 2011

death cheese

Cheese that is so mouldy the stench would literally kill you

Guy one: "Fuck that cheese reeks"
Guy two: "Yeah its death cheese in a packet!!"

by Armadillo_Mania August 22, 2006

Fromundo Cheese

(frum-un-do cheese)

Pasty, dense substance found under sack in taint area, leg crack, and seldomly in ass crack. Can most commonly be found after long sweaty days of work and in those who do not bathe regularly.
Smell can be described by one or all of 4 things,
1. Shit
2. Rotten Pussy
3. Carcus
4. Pure Nasty

Fromundo cheese fromundo the doo bag.

by rbl922203 September 25, 2005

cheese smurf

To Bukkake all over someone wearing all blue(whether it be blue paint, clothes or dressed up like smurfette). Usually done in large crowds.

Im gonna cheese smurf all over you tonite you blue bitch!

by The Carr September 6, 2007

Grating The Cheese

When a male removes the penis from the anus of another person, and then inserts it into the anus of a third party, then ejaculates and performs ass to mouth.

I couldnt believe the hookers I picked up, they were all for Grating The Cheese

by Jeffdepartie August 24, 2008

cheesy of cheeses

the lamest of lame

man oh man, this internet is the cheesy of cheeses!

by you know who i am March 16, 2004

cheese wire

thong/g-string

cor this piece of cheese wire is cutting my arse in half.

cor if I crap my pants it will cut the log in half like a piece of cheese wire

by Ems August 5, 2003